Baylor Confessional Thread

[Baylor Wilson]

~EPISODE 9~

So shockingly enough, I was totally right about that last tribal council vote. It was obviously going to be Fairplay from a mile away and nearly every single person left in the game was on board with that vote. I'm glad there was no funny business that went down at tribal council, because right now the game has just gotten to a point where it's wearing me thin. I feel very close to snapping, and it's mostly due to that Rupert boot a few days ago. There was just SO MUCH STRATEGY and SO MUCH CHAOS and that's hilarious for a little while, but it's gotten taxing on all of us. Everyone has frayed nerves and everyone's just tired of all the strategy.

But anyways...:
ALINA AT TRIBAL COUNCIL LMAO <3 You botched that so hard and I'm living for every second of it. You are still the OTTNN reigning superstar of Warriors though so all is forgiven my sweet princess. You should host the rest of the game just cause I wanna see what other lulz you could provide. But seriously I'm not making fun of you cause I thought it was awesome. WERK YOUR AIRTIME THIS SEASON WHILE YOU GOTS IT <3


Oh and speaking of the frayed nerves, I don't know if it's just the pressure of so much strategy is such a short span of time or whatever, but I was totally pissy today. The Fairplay vote worked and everyone was super happy about it. I was too obviously, because it means my plans are going great. However, my alliance just started to annoy the shit out of me today. One person in particular: PG! It's so weird because normally PG is one of the people I'm closest with here, but today I was just SO annoyed by her. It's like every second I'm online I get a message from her and it's just taxing to have endless conversations. Even when they're not about strategy I just want to be like CALM DOWN AND GIVE ME A MINUTE TO BREATHE! Yeah I was definitely pissy and hormonal, because normally I love all of my conversations with PG are amazing, but today she was just grating on me. It's like one of those gnats who keeps buzzing in your ear and you can't drown out the noise. That was PG today. Wow I must be really PMSing today. Only a period could make me so moody and temperamental.

[Baylor Wilson]

This week, the challenge was a 10 question quiz about Japan. Whoever can get the most answers correct in the shortest amount of time wins. Like every challenge, I put my all into it because I'm Baylor and I refuse to half-ass anything. Half an ass is not a full ass. I ONLY USE FULL ASS. Yeah I don't know where this is going. It's gone completely off the rails. To be honest, I found that challenge to be really hard. I had to Google like all of the answers, and even then I didn't get all of them right. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!? GOOGLE YOU ARE A FILTHY DIRTY WHORE LIAR AND I HATE YOU (j/k babes I love you). But anyways, it doesn't really matter because even if I got them all right Corinne's time was way better than mine. Corinne KILLED it in that competition. I don't really interact with her ever, but kudos to her for being such a tough bitch. She might end up as a big threat in this game in challenges. Oh well, it's not time to worry about challenge threats just yet because there's a LOT of game left to play. Either way, I was a joke at the challenge which is basically becoming par for the course with me. Someday I'll stop sucking at this challenges! At least I hope lol.

But as for the strategy this round, it was really just THE ABI AND AMBER SHOW. I knew that the Abi and Amber feud was percolating, but it finally boiled over. Unfortunately, it wasn't a volcanic eruption like I was expecting. It was just kind of a tepid round with regards to strategy. To be honest, the alliance of six sometimes referred to as COACH'S SOCCER TEAM met up and we discussed who should be voted out. Pretty much everyone but me and PG wanted to vote Amber out right away. Since we didn't want to piss off our allies so early, we went along with Abi and told her we'd vote for Amber with her. It kinda sucks because I wanted to work Amber, but she ultimately can't be trusted so it's time to take her out. Sounds like a simple painless vote. The six of us agree, what more could happen, right?

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? ABI FUCKING MARIA! That girl is a hurricane crashing into the shores of this game. After we all told her we would vote for Amber with her, she starting freaking out about the idol. She was super worried about one of them (them being Corinne/Amber) having the idol and using it to save Amber. So she spent a LOT of time going back and forth on whether or not the votes should go to Jason, Rob, or Amber. Those are the only 3 people not in my alliance that we could possibly vote for. It was like around and around and needless strategizing. God, it was just SO tiring and frustrating! However, I did learn that PG seems to be pushing to save Jason moreso than anything else.... Interesting.. Very Interesting...

[Baylor Wilson]

So finally, Abi came up with a decision. Actually, Eliza and PG made the decision. I don't think Abi came up with the plan at all HAHA. Doesn't matter. Point is, the decision was made to split the votes with the girls (Baylor/Eliza/PG/Abi) voting for Amber and the boys (Coach/Alex/Jason) voting for Rob. That way, even if Amber plays an idol, Amber/Corinne/Rob can't work together to vote one of us out. I thought the plan was great, except for one thing: Jason is being trusted enough to tell him the vote. I HATE the idea of Jason knowing anything because after that Rupert vote he is incredibly petty and vindictive against all of us. If we let him in for even a microsecond, he's going to stab ALL OF US! That's why it makes NO SENSE to me that PG keeps including Jason in our plans. He's going to fuck this up for all of us I just know it. I have now decided that it is part of my mission to get Jason out next. GOD IS CALLING ME AND I MUST ANSWER HIM. Yes, I'm pretending that God's telling me who to vote for so I can feel like the hero. No, I'm not a lunatic. NO SERIOUSLY PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN THE MENTAL WARD AGAIN!

Okay wow I'm a mess tonight. Moving on.

So just before the votes at Tribal Council were revealed, Amber just kind of yelled into the abyss (note: at all of us on the tribe, during tribal): "I HEAR THE VOTES ARE BEING SPLIT BETWEEN ME AND ROB TONIGHT! JASON TOLD ME! IS THIS TRUE?!?!?". Everyone literally sat there in silence because WHAT THE FUCK AMBER? Even if you hear your name being brought up, you do NOT just like shout at everyone asking them whether the rumors are true. There was a lack of tact in Amber's exit that showed the lack of tact she had in the game as well. It was kind of uncomfortable for her to be that way. In my head I was like "UM YES I VOTED YOU OUT NOW SIT DOWN!" If I weren't playing a game, I probably would have done that. But this is Survivor and social game is a must. It's why Amber's on the jury and I'm over here to be honest ^_^ OH and also Host Brian Corridan DRAGGED Amber through the coals during her exit. He completely EVISCERATED her in the course of one paragraph and I am LIVING for it.

But anyways, Amber is gone and I'm fine with it now. I went into this cycle worried about pissing her off, but she showed that she's a bitch with no CLASS so I'm more than happy with her exit. Another person slain in the hopes of a BAYLOR VICTORY! ^_^ ^_^

[Baylor Wilson]

~EPISODE 10~

Okay so I'd just like to say: WOOOOOO HALFWAY POINT! Officially 9 people are out of this game and only 9 remain. It feels like much longer than the halfway point, but that's where we're at. I'm super excited about it because it feels like such an accomplishment! Also, we've hit DOUBLE DIGITS in the number of episodes! Even though I like to talk myself up in confessionals all the time, at the beginning of the game I really wasn't sure if I could get this far. So making it this far makes me feel pretty damn good about myself. But more than feeling good about making it this far, it just gives me the drive to go EVEN FURTHER! Well fuck I already made it to the top 9, so I might as well go push myself even farther! Whether I'm out next or I win the game, I am going to play as hard as I can. It's time for me to HIT THE ACCELERATOR on my game. I've played a solid game so far, but it's time for me to go big or go home. I'm just feeling the energy of this game right now and I KNOW I CAN DO IT! I just have to believe in me!

So now that I'm all energized, the thing I want to do more than anything is throw Jason under the bus. FUCK THAT GUY! I already talked about Amber's pre-Tribal outburst that was one of the most uncomfortable exits I've ever experienced, but I didn't address Jason's role in it. JASON FUCKING TOLD AMBER THAT SHE WAS LEAVING BEFORE TRIBAL FJDKLJFKALJDSKLA. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MORON! I don't see how it was beneficial for him at all unless he was playing for Amber's jury vote. But that's such a tactless move and since Amber called him out, I can see through all the deception. He's honestly so pathetic and it's time to take him out. Corinne and Rob are hanging on by threads in the game, but Jason has actual relationships within the six clique that he could attempt to exploit. That's fucking scary as hell and I'd rather he NOT be able to try. I'm going to get him out this round if I can. Honestly, I don't expect it to be too hard considering the stir he caused with Amber. Leaking info to the others is a colossal mistake, and it's one that hopefully sends him out of this game. I can't risk him fucking up another vote by being incredibly shady. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT JASON! If I get the chance to take down Jason, you can bet your ass that it'll be both strategic and personal.

[Baylor Wilson]

So this week's challenge was one of those question and answer type things where all the SECRETS of the game are let out in droves. This one was kind of weird because PG was the answer to every god damn fucking question. Everything that had to do with good qualities or strategy all went to PG. LIKE WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?!?!? Am I missing something? PG was voted out pre-merge and only a twisto twist even got her to this point. The rest of us 7 (besides Eliza) actually got here on our own merits WITHOUT being voted out. I just don't fucking get why everyone has decided to suck PG's cock and proclaim her the winner of the game. It feels like we're just all lying down on her path to victory, but screw that: I'm not going to! I'm going to make a play against PG within the next few weeks. The problem is that I'm pretty sure she has an idol, so it even makes it TOUGHER to get her the fuck out of this game. It's so annoying to be honest. I'm going to have to start planning immediately.

As for myself, I was the answer to one and one only question: WHO'S THE BIGGEST FLOATER?
.... ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? THIS HAS TO BE A RIDICULOUS FREAKING JOKE! WHO EVEN VOTED FOR ME AS THE BIGGEST FLOATER?!? In a tie with Rob??? That's just insulting to be honest. He's been floating along for weeks with literally no idea who was going and what was even happening in the game. I have been in the majority alliance that's been ruling the roost for the past 3 tribal councils. AND YOU CALL ME A FUCKING FLOATER? Well fuck you then! Whoever the fuck voted for me should get STDs because I'm super pissed off at them. Do people honestly think I haven't been playing this game? Literally fuck off with that shit! If they actually think I'm just going to float my way through the rest of this game, they've got another thing fucking coming. I plan on making a move, I just have to bide my time and make sure it's the RIGHT moment. Premature ejaculation is good for no one.

[Baylor Wilson]

After the challenge came the requisite strategy period where everybody talks and plans are formed and votes are made and whatever else happens. This week was super messy because everyone was totally chaotic and useless. It's so frustrating deal with these fools to be honest.

For starters, PG approached me along with Eliza and Alex to create a Fuji 4 deal. It definitely opened my eyes in realizing that PG really does think she's got the game on lock. She's just so confident that she'll win that she's created a suballiance within an alliance to take out Coach and Abi once the alliance is final six. And the thing is, SHE'S RIGHT! If I let the game play out like this, PG will undoubtedly become the winner of this game. And I really don't want to fucking sit around and wish I had made a move. So I'm going to start planning my moves. But I have to be smart and not put them into action immediately. But anyways yeah, the Fuji 4 is now an alliance that I'm a part of. I guess everyone wants to work with me and I can't imagine why! Just kidding, I know it's because I'm currently considered a jury goat. I don't even get why I'm not a jury threat but whatever I guess I'll just have to change that.

So we got together as a group of six like the past 3 weeks and started discussing how we were gonna vote at the upcoming tribal council. It was a back and forth discussion between PG and I at first. I suggested that we vote off Jason based on the fact that he's an evil rotten snitch going for jury votes and snitches deserve stitches. PG, on the other hand, wanted to vote out Corinne based on the fact that she's a challenge threat. It was SO unsubtle of PG that whole time because girl I KNOW you just want to keep Jason around because he'll be a loyal vote to you. It's so transparent and gross... BUT EVERYONE WAS INTO IT! Everyone in my alliance not named Baylor agreed with PG and decided that we should vote out Corinne. Someone also suggested we split the vote, and I was like GREAT WE CAN SPLIT BETWEEN JASON AND CORINNE ^_^ and then Eliza was like "We're splitting between Rob and Corinne". At that point, I was honestly just seeing red. How INFURIATING it is to have an alliance who literally listen to nothing you have to say. It's like your opinion doesn't matter and you're going to be swept up into the abyss. I honestly need to make a change in the next few votes, because I'm currently either a lamb marching to the slaughter or a goat being brought to the end to get no votes. AND I REFUSE TO BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS! I FUCKING REFUSE!

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay so yeah the planned vote was a split between Corinne and Rob with Corinne leaving. I was completely pissed off at having every ally I have ignoring my wishes, but at that point I was so inwardly mad that I wanted to do something drastic and start shouting at people. Luckily, Eliza inadvertently saved me from that strategic blunder. She came up to me and was like "Yooo we need to talk about our plans. Because we are the two in our alliance who aren't jury threats, so we should work together". OH THANK GOD I FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE ON MY SIDE! We were talking for a while, and Eliza agreed with me that PG had to be sent home with her idol sooner rather than later. Right now, our plan is to send home Jason next week, then blinside PG in 7th place, Coach in 6th place and pave the way for a final 3 with Abi (obviously the most hated person in the game). I don't think I can fully trust Eliza right now, but I'm just glad that I'm not the only person having second thoughts about PG. If she brings this all back to PG I swear to god I will wring her neck before I exit this game.

With the vote settled and everything stagnant for a little bit, paranoia started to flare up literally just before tribal council. PG showed us (us being the Fuji 4) a verbatim conversation between herself and Jason. In it, Jason talks about how Coach told him that it was a split vote between Corinne and Rob and he wasn't sure whether to vote for Rob or Corinne. PG was really confused and paranoid because everyone had agreed to tell Jason only to vote Corinne and nothing about the split plan. I don't blame her, Coach was WAY out of line for telling Jason everything. I'm already super fucking pissed at Jason for leaking everything last week, and now Coach is gonna do the same thing? WHAT-EVER! However, PG's paranoia was also completely absurd in that she started worrying about being voted out. Honestly, I think it was just a cry for attention from the rest of us. She damn well knew we weren't voting her out this week and just wanted people to feel sorry for her because of her paranoia. It's such an attention seeking ploy to be honest.

Anyways, after the craziness I went up to Coach and just straight up asked him why he told Jason. Turns out, he didn't know that we agreed not to tell Jason anything because he spent like the past day not being around the alliance. And looking back, I don't remember him being online at all that day. So he gets a pass from me. He told me that it was an honest mistake and that he's still totally on board with us. I'm going to continue to trust him for now. However, if he fucks up again or lies to me, it will be his second strike and he will receive no forgiveness from me.

But yeah looks like Corinne is leaving and Abi is pretty much ecstatic. Tough shit bitch.

[Baylor Wilson]

~EPISODE 11~

Corinne went home with most of the votes last week. At Tribal Council, the bitch just called us all assholes and shit on us. WELL GUESS WHAT YOU'RE GONE AND I'M STILL HERE! Now she HAS to vote for one of the "assholes" to win the game! It's so yummy I could eat it up.



HAHA BITCH



HAHA BITCH



HAHA BITCH




But for real though this jury is going to be SO bitter my jury goat status might actually help me because the power players are so hated right now. At least I'm hoping *fingers crossed*

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay so let's take a minute and talk about that challenge... OH MY GOD IT SUCKED! The puzzle was hard and so exhausting because each try took somewhere between 14-20 minutes, so it took for-goddamn-ever to get anywhere. On the flip side, the word search was even harder because HALF OF IT WAS IN JAPANESE! What the hell, I don't know Japanese! UGH IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING! Honestly, that was the most taxing challenge thus far in the game. Maybe I was just trying harder than I usually do, but this one was so exhausting and draining. I guess it's just annoying to know that however well I do in these challenges, there's always someone who's going to kick my ass. I WANT to do so much better at these challenges but I never can. It's maddening really.

Speaking of maddening.... WELL FUCK! Jason won the challenge! I wanted to vote him out this round in my dream plans. UGH this makes it so much more difficult for me. Everyone is just going to want to vote Rob out and be done with it, but I don't plan on doing that at all. I think it's finally time for BayBay to make her move. I went straight up to Rob and basically asked him if he was able to keep a secret and be "HUSH HUSH". He told me yes. So I started picking his brain about what PG has told him, which is "Expect votes". ALOL HOW CALLOUS OF HER! I'm actually cackling that she would say that to him! But anyways, I just told him straight up that I want to vote PG out this round and blindside her with the idol in her pocket. He seems totally on board to go along with it. Honestly, this is a huge risk for me because he could easily just tell PG and she could probably cobble together the votes to roundhouse kick ME out of the game. I'm just going to have to trust that since I was honest with him and she wasn't, he's going to stick with me for the time being. The only way this shit works is if PG has no idea.

However, Rob and I would only make 2 votes in a group of 8 people, so I need to cobble together more votes. My goal is that myself, Coach, Abi, Eliza, and Rob all vote for PG and the 5 votes send her packing. Unfortunately, Eliza and Abi are currently dazed and confused somewhere in the wilderness, so we can't talk strategy tonight. As for Coach, I cautiously approached him to discuss the upcoming vote. I asked Coach if I could trust him, and he said definitely. So I told him that I suspected that PG has the idol and I want to vote her out. He... was MUCH more hesitant than Rob. I explained to him that PG plans on voting him out at the final 7 because of the Fuji 4 group. Yeah, I told Coach about the Fuji 4 group to gain his trust even more. But he was still kinda on the fence, and I realized that Coach isn't a strategically minded person. With Coach, I've got to butter him up a little bit. Everything tastes better with a little butter! But yeah, I just told him how the only reason I came to him first was that I trusted him the most of everyone on the merge tribe and he was all AWWWWW THAT'S SO SWEET. I'm trying to butter him up like a lobster because I NEED his vote. Praying to God that I can get these votes right now, because I really want PG gone yesterday.

[Baylor Wilson]

HELLO TO WHOEVER IS CURRENTLY VIEWING MY CONFESSIONAL BOARD (YES I SEE YOU)

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay it's time to chronicle more of my attempts to blindside PG. It's going to be the only entertainment you're going to get this episode from such a shitty cast. (Do I sound bitter? Yepp I'm bitter right now. Get over it.) ANYWHO where was I? Yes, I am attempting to blindside the fuck out of PG this round. Rob and I were talking for a long time and even when through all of the boxes and people to see if it was possible who could have it. We came to the conclusion that either PG has possession of the idol or nobody has it. To be honest, it doesn't really tell me anything I didn't fucking know. I came to conclusion that PG has it like 2 episodes ago because SHE IS SO SHADY. She's shadier than a palm tree.

Anyways, the next person that I approached to vote out PG was Eliza. Eliza and I had just talked about this like a day ago and both wanted to blindside PG, so I figured we could get her on board. But before I could even bring up the plan to her, Eliza came out of the gate with some updates on Coach and Abi. Apparently, AFTER I talked to Coach, he went and talked to Eliza to convince her to vote out PG at the Final 7 round. OKAY SO FUCK YOU TOO COACH! I came up with a plan and tried to convince him to go through with it, and he told me he'd sleep on it and totally consider it. Like literally 20 minutes later, the asshole is already making different plans and CLEARLY not considering it at all. WHAT, JACKASS! I'm over you goodbye! Also, apparently Abi sent Eliza a private message with a copy/paste of a conversation between Abi and Coach. Coach told Abi that he wanted to make PG ~THINK~ she was being voted out at Final 7 to flush the idol, but actually blindside Eliza. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!? I guess I can't trust Coach anymore because clearly he is a fucking insane person. Legitimately batshit. Also, this meant that my PG blindside plan has basically a 0% chance of working now. God I hate Coach so much right now.

After all that shit came out, I told Eliza about how I wanted to blindside PG at this tribal council. Eliza, like Coach, thought it was a bad idea. WHY ARE THESE PUSSIES SO AFRAID OF GETTING THEIR HANDS DIRTY?!?!? "It's too soon!" "We can do it next round!" WHY IS THAT A RECURRING THEME? I DON'T FUCKING GET IT!

As my friend, lord, and savior JACLYN CHRIST would say:


GROW SOME BALLS AND MAKE A PLAY NOW! But yeah, even though I pressed Eliza on the issue for a while and we had a back and forth conversation about it, she told me that we HAVE to wait until next round (the final 7) to blindside PG. Apparently it's too soon and risky to let wildcards Jason and Rob both remain in the game. BUT ROB ISN'T A WILDCARD IN MY OPINION! If he wasn't on board with the PG blindside, he would have already sold me out and PG would be campaigning to send my ass packing. But whatever, Eliza isn't down for it, meaning that my blindside plan is stalled. Also, Eliza let me know that my math was wrong and basically anybody could have the idol because people could have claimed more than one box. UGH! I honestly didn't even realize that it was a possibility to grab more than one box until now. I still think PG has it because I'm a stubborn little bitch, but Eliza thinks it's either Coach or Alex. WHATEVUR! I don't even care about the idol I just want PG gone because if we don't get her out soon she's going to win this game. 

[Baylor Wilson]

Now that the dust has settled from my talks with both Eliza and Coach, it's clear that my blindside plan is not going to happen this week and everyone is going to blindly vote as PG's sheep once more. Everybody plans on voting Rob out at the next tribal council and nothing I did, nothing I could do, and nothing anybody else does is going to change that. Unless PG snaps her fingers and changes the vote, it looks like I'm stuck in the same game position I've been stuck in. NO POWER, NO CONTROL, BUT NO OPPOSITION. God, it's just incredibly frustrating. Right now I'm looked at as one of, if not THE, biggest jury goats in the game. It's the reason why I literally haven't received a single vote against me. However, whenever I try to make a power move and change my position in the game, it flops and I'm shoved back into place. No matter what I do in the game, I'm going to end up in the finals with 0 votes. It's so fucking ridiculous.

Because of this, I am INCREDIBLY sick of this group of human beings. It's the final 8, and I'm stuck with 7 people THAT I FUCKING HATE! I'M JUST SO SICK OF BEING TREATED LIKE A BITCH VOTE WITHOUT AN OPINION. People I'm not allied with obviously don't give a shit about me. My allies think I'm just going to vote out Rob in a routine vote. My closest allies just want me to shut my trap and "WAIT UNTIL IT'S TIME TO MAKE A MOVE". What the fuck DOES THAT EVEN MEAN UGH! Literally, I hate every single goddamn person in this game. This final 8 is essentially Baylor plus 7 basic people who suck ass. Seriously WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE FIND THIS CAST? IN A DUMPSTER? At this point I feel like I'd rather be stuck on a tribe with Amber, Fairplay, Rupert, and Corinne. (OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE BY THE WAY) The worst part of this game is that I'm going to be stuck with this group for a long time because I'm everyone's ideal jury goat. JUST KILL ME. I'd almost rather that these stupid bitches just vote me out now so that I don't have to deal with them for the rest of the game.

However, the part of me that isn't BOILING inside really wants to stay in the game. That's why I'm getting super paranoid about this upcoming vote. Everyone is telling me that it's Rob for now, but there's time for that to change. I told my entire blindside plan to Rob, Coach, and Eliza individually. All it takes is for one of those 3 to tell PG about it for me to become a dead Baylor walking. If any one of them rats me out, PG could flip the switch and blindside me this week. Since my plans all flopped, I just have to HOPE and PRAY that nobody makes a counter-move against me. Honestly, it would be stupid for them to vote me out over Rob. The jury would literally lick Rob's clit while shoving a boot up mine, so it seems like a no brainer to vote him out. But with QUEEN PG still in power and in control of the game, any move against her could be considered an act of war. If she hears about my treachery, it wouldn't surprise me at all if she guns me down at tribal. Really, I'm just going to have to keep my ears open and hope for the best. I really should have used my Wasen this round LMFAO

[Baylor Wilson]

~EPISODE 12~

So last night at Tribal Council, Rob went home in a 7 to 1 vote. I'm kinda bummed out that Rob left because I told him I was going to flip the script against PG and it totally failed. Honestly, I'm going to stand by assertion that PG should have gone home at the last Tribal Council. Obviously my plan was an epic failure and didn't pan out, but I still believe that I was right and everyone else was wrong. But I guess we'll just have to see if I feel the same way after the next tribal council. However, I am also very relieved that I still haven't received another vote. Eliza, Coach, Rob, and Jason all knew about my attempt to blindside PG and not a single one of them told her. It's good to know that even if I can't truly trust people, I'm not dealing with a bunch of sniveling weasels either. At least they know how to keep their mouths shut properly even when they don't vote the right way. Anyways, now that Rob is gone we are left with exactly 7 people in the game. This round is when all alliances go out the window and the game turns into hell in a handbasket. Boy, this should have happened SO MUCH SOONER! After 50 episodes of predictable votes, it's time for the fun to start! I'm just humming with anticipation this is gonna get juicy.

Alright, now the Immunity Challenge. The IC was cryptograms, which are like a word puzzle thing that I suck at. Even though he told us about the challenge in advance I'm not sure I fully got it? I had to like look up what a cryptogram was and then kind of bumblefucked my way through the challenge. Jeremiah gave me the puzzles and I stared at them like a derp for what felt like HOURS until I figured them out. Needless to say, after completing the puzzle I already knew I had lost. So that obviously gave me a big decision to make with regards to the Wasen. With the Wasen, each round I have to use it before the results of the immunity challenge have been released. Also, my last chance to use it is at the Final 6, which is next week. Therefore, this is my first of only two opportunities to use it. Honestly, I seriously considered using it for a while. It's basically free safety for a round and why not do it now. But I came to the conclusion that I want to save it for next week. This week is going to be an explosion and most likely either PG or Coach is going to go home. This is my opportunity to be a part of a big blindside and if I just didn't go to tribal, I'd be just as much of a pussy as every single player last week. It's my time to make a STATEMENT in this game through my vote at this tribal council, and I'm going to take it. Plus, if I use it next week, it gives me an automatic pass to the Final 5 and that would be SICK. Sick as in sick nasty, meaning AMAZING obviously.

[Baylor Wilson]

So Jason approached me last night and I was very cautious with him. He and I obviously haven't had a close bond at all since he was blindsided at the Rupert vote, and we don't talk a lot since then. He was like being all dramatic talking about how Rob left and he feels like it's too late to make a move and shit like that. It was all very bizarre because last week that was kind of how I felt: that Final 7 would be awfully late to make a move. However, the difference between Jason and I is that he doesn't have the balls to get something started, he just whines about it. In contrast, I went out there and rallied for votes to get the shit I wanted done. Nobody actually followed my plan, but damn if I didn't work my ass off to make it happen. If Jason was like 50% less of a bitch, he probably would've tried the same last week. However, the particularly strange part of this conversation was the fact that he REFUSED to name names for a while. Eventually I had to straight up ASK him: if you think a move should have been made, who would you make it against? His answer: PG! DUDE WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU TO HELP ME OUT LAST WEEK WHEN NOBODY WENT ALONG WITH MY PLAN TO BLINDSIDE PG?!?! NOW, YOU APPROACH ME TO VOTE HER OUT? SCREW YOU, BITCH! That was all in my head though because I'm a smart social player (lol). I told him that next week that blindside could more than likely happen if he kept his mouth shut... Let's just hope he does.

As for the challenge results, Eliza won because it took her literally 4 minutes to solve that cryptogram. WHAT? I'M SORRY WHAT? I don't even fucking know to be honest. It was jibberish to me. What's interesting though is that I GOT THIRD PLACE IN THAT CHALLENGE! WOOT WOOT! Also, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? I did terribly, so it's hilarious that I got 3rd place. It shows how terribly illiterate the other 4 people who I beat are. This is why we all need the Reading Rainbow. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS.

After the challenge, I had an interesting moment of duality with two very paranoid people:
1) PG asked me if I was okay with voting out Coach. I told her not to worry at all, that myself, Eliza, and Alex would vote with her to vote out Coach. She was relieved.
2) Abi asked me if I was still okay with voting out PG. I told her not to worry at all, that myself, Eliza, Coach, and possibly Jason would vote with her to vote out PG. She was relieved.
I was lying to only one of them.   Sorry PG! I guess you just can't trust me in this game anymore.

[Baylor Wilson]

This tribal council was actually a really weird one because there was hardly any strategizing going on. I checked in with both PG and Alex, who confirmed that we were voting for Coach and that it was a smooth vote. I checked in with Eliza, Abi, Coach, and Jason, who all confirmed that we were voting for PG and that it was a simple vote. After that, it was just... radio silence. Nobody was really talking to anybody for the better part of the day leading up to Tribal Council. To be honest, it just didn't make SENSE to me that for such a key vote in the game that nobody was talking to each other. WHAT THE SHIT GUYS?!?!? WHY SO QUIET? The eerie silence was terribly unnerving for me. Over the course of the afternoon, I almost lost my shit a good many times. My gut SWORE that I was the boot because nobody was talking to me. My brain reassured me that voting me out wouldn't make a lick of sense, but I was still completely paranoid because of the silence. However, since no one was talking it was really too late to do anything but stay the course. I put my PG blindside in the planning stage weeks ago and I wasn't going to let that go just because of a wee bit of paranoia. Everyone in this game gets paranoid, so I should stop being paranoid myself. I honestly don't even know why I'm freaking out like this.. I haven't received one vote against me and I doubt tonight's going to break that streak. Let's just pray my plans go perfectly.