Baylor Confessional Thread

[Baylor Wilson]

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~EPISODE 14~

Alrighty, so what was the last thing I talked about? Oh yes, I am on Exile Island and I don't really give a shit about who goes home. However, I did say that my preference for the 6th place boot was Alex. *FORESHADOWING ALERT* I noted that I wanted Alex gone more than Jason when it came to the people who could potentially be leaving. Everybody remember that? Well let's fast forward to the challenge, and I see that Jason is gone. Apparently, Jason left in a unanimous vote. I'm not too surprised because I knew going into the vote that it'd be either Jason or Alex getting the boot. I just wasn't sure which one because I didn't have much time to talk strategy before I was whisked away to Exile Island.

So anyways, we get to our FINAL FIVE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE (oh my gaw!) and my heart was racing. I'm honestly SUPER EXCITED to have made the final 5 without a single vote cast against me. It's such a big deal to get this far and it's INSANE to think that I've somehow navigated this game well enough to make it this far. I MEAN 0 VOTES SO FAR! I must have done SOMETHING right! Every time I survive a vote I get a new wave of adrenaline. At this point, I'm a craven addict of it. I want to make it to the end. I NEED TO MAKE IT TO THE END!

Oh, right! The challenge! It's a competition of how well you know the people who have already left the game type of quiz. So basically, I was screwed from the get-go. Apparently, I can't win a challenge to save my fucking life, and in this case I even tied for LAST PLACE. LAST FUCKING PLACE! God, these challenges just get more and more frustrating because I can't seem to pull out a win no matter what I do. But yeah, I really sucked at this one. How am I supposed to even figure out who said what?!? Am I a mind reader or something? Did you hire THAT'S SO RAVEN to host this challenge? Like screw this clearly I don't give a shit that any of these people left the game. If I gave a shit about them, they would still be in the game. KNOW THAT! I am just terribly bitter that I still haven't managed to cobble together an immunity win. Given that it's already the final 5, I'm pretty sure this is never going to happen

[Baylor Wilson]

So after the challenge, the tribe all sat around as a group and told Coach to his face that he's going home! Wait a minute- Wait WHAT?!?!? I can't believe these people actually did that! That was pretty insensitive of them. When I logged on to talk about the vote, I happened upon a fairly defeated Coach. He was so defeated, he even told me that he had tried to flip the vote against me but that nobody was going for it. It's actually the complete opposite of what I normally expect from Coach. Usually he's this over-the-top alpha dog who's used to asserting his opinions in an obvious attempt to get his latest target out. He wasn't very good at it, but that was his ROLE. And honestly that role is what's making him such a danger when it comes to a jury vote. However, just because I know that his vote out is completely necessary doesn't make it any less sad. He knows exactly what's about to go down and he's accepted his fate. He's going to get his torch snuffed with the pride that he made the final 5. It's touching, but HAHAHAHAHA HIS ASS IS GRASS! I LOVE WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER SO WELL! Sorry Coach but you survived past your expiration date, and we need to throw out this milk before it makes the whole fridge smell.

With Coach having accepted his fate, Alex actually came clean to all of us: He has the hidden immunity idol and he's using it tonight. UHM. WHAT THE FUCK? HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! ~ALEX~ HAD THE IMMUNITY IDOL THAT ENTIRE GOD DAMN TIME?!?!? We literally sacrificed PG to the Japanese gods on an idol whim and ALEX had that idol in his back pocket the entire fucking time. And he kept it hidden DAMN WELL too! Nobody even suspected that it was him pretty much the entire game. HONESTLY I AM SO MAD I COULD LITERALLY SPIT IN HIS FACE! FUCK YOU FOR KEEPING SUCH A BIG SECRET! Honestly, I can't actually blame the guy for keeping it hidden. A bitch has gotta do what a bitch has gotta do. However, I am so incredibly angry at Eliza and Abi right now. They had the opportunity to vote out Alex at Final 6 and chose not to. WHAT A FUCKING STUPID MOVE! If Alex makes it to the end and wins, it will be all of their faults. I warned them that Alex was a bigger threat than Jason but NO, WHO LISTENS TO BAYLOR ANYMORE? APPARENTLY NOBODY! This is why all of these players are fucking morons and don't deserve to win. Please just write me that check so one of these losers doesn't get it.

Also, after I cooled down from my BOILING RAGE over the Alex idol situation, Abi and I talked about the rest of the game. Coach is going out at 5 in a shocker to absolutely nobody. From there, Abi and I hope that one of us can win the immunity challenge. This would force Eliza and Alex to turn on each other and we can vote out whoever we want. The only flaw in this plan is that Abi and I both SUCK at these challenges. It's actually hilarious how terrible we are. But because of that, this means that whoever wins the challenge will get their ass into the final 3 without Abi and I deciding who stays and who goes. I CANNOT let that happen. It's time for me to make a statement in this game. I am TRYING to win that challenge by any means necessary. Everyone, pray for me in my hour of need. (Or just laugh at me when I somehow fuck the challenge up AGAIN)

[Baylor Wilson]

So tonight's vote is allegedly a pretty simple vote wherein Coach is going home with all of the votes, and he's going to vote against Alex even though Alex is playing his idol. Simple vote to be honest. There's no doubt over what's going on at this tribal council... so WHY AM I SO PARANOID? In the past cycle, the only two people I've spoken with are Abi and Coach. Coach is going home, and Abi is my closest ally. Why the fuck aren't Alex or Eliza talking to me? Are they secretly working with Coach to vote me out? The questions keep circling around my head making me insane!

Ultimately, I just have to let my common sense win out. At this late stage in the game, everyone wants to take out the biggest jury threats. I'm a bottom tier jury threat because all the fucking morons on the jury don't realize how well I've played so far. I've been in the majority for this ENTIRE GAME, a feat nobody else except Abi can boast. And yet, the jury and everyone left in the game perceive me as someone who would never win a jury vote. UGH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? IT'S SO INFURIATING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT! At this point, I'm 50/50 on either spending my entire final tribal council trolling the jury or trying to explain to them that my moderately UTR strategic game was better than everyone else's. Either way, I'm definitely going to put on a hell of a show. If I become boring I'll be exactly what they want from me. In 1st grade, I was told that I "EXCEED EXPECTATIONS". And from that day on I have vowed to exceed what everybody expects from me. And that's EXACTLY what I'm going to do in this game.

[Baylor Wilson]

Wow it's been a while since I've posted a confessional.

There's not very much to talk about, but I'll post some tonight. I'm sure I can find SOMETHING to complain about

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay so I lied about last night. I'll write some stuff up now before I leave the house for hours, but I'll have more to say later too.

~EPISODE 14 PART II~

At the last Tribal Council, Coach went home. Nobody was shocked. There was no fallout. Nothing. Honestly, we've gotten to the point in the game where it becomes incredibly boring for the players. With only 4 of us left in the game, there's only so many possible outcomes and scenarios, so there's a lot less scheming. And since we've all talking each others ears off for the past month or so, there's a lot less socializing too. These people just aren't exciting enough to stimulate conversation with me anymore, so the boredom of camp life really hits a new low with these people. Luckily, the game is almost over and I can move on from these people to a more exciting life as a COUNTRY SINGER! BUY MY EP Y'ALL!

So after Tribal, Abi and I talked to each other just to make sure that both of us were on point with our plans. The goal was that one of us would win the final immunity challenge and then we would decide who to talk with us to the final tribal council. Abi and I are both aware that we're probably not going to win over a jury, so for right now the pair of us hold all the cards in this game. By choosing who gets 4th and who is the probable winner, we're deciding the fate of this game. Ultimately, we just have to really focus on OWNING our part of this game and making sure the choice we make is the correct one strategically. At this point, I don't have any doubt in Abi's trust because it would make 0 sense to turn on me at this point. The jury goats really have to stick together or we'll get eaten alive!

At the final immunity challenge, there was a series of doors with questions we had to answer. Behind some of the doors was a dead end, behind others there were more doors, and behind four of the doors there were puzzles. The goal was to complete each of the 4 puzzles in the fastest amount of time to win immunity. I definitely went into this one with immense pressure. I haven't won a single immunity yet and my goal was to take the last one and show these people that I've got more fight in me than they originally thought. Doing the challenge, I felt good. My time wasn't perfect because I made some mistakes doing the doors, but I felt like my great puzzle times could help me take it anyways. I definitely wasn't sure that I won, but I was feeling confident that it would be close if I didn't.

[Baylor Wilson]

When the times were revealed, Abi and Alex got 4th and 3rd, respectively. Abi literally took an hour and a half! GURL, WHAT THE FUCK? We explicitly said that we were going for that win, and she laid a goose egg out there on the field. I'm honestly thinking she might have just thrown the challenge knowing that she would make the final 3 either way. That time was TERRIBLE, I don't see how it was her actual score. It's a little bit annoying and frustrating when it appears that your closest ally isn't giving it their best. I just want to smack her upside the head so that she understands how close to the end we are. A little more effort could go a long way! Anyways, the win came down to myself and Eliza. I finished in 47 minutes or so... and she finished in 41 minutes. WHAT THE EFFING FUCK? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? UGH It's so frustrating because AGAIN I came in second place and this time I was really close. Only 5-6 minutes kept me from winning this final immunity challenge and it's beyond infuriating. I just keep kicking myself thinking about all of the moments during the challenge where I could have shaved some time off. It's a personal loss for me just because I keep trying so hard and I keep failing miserably at the challenges. Whatever, the physical aspect of Survivor was never my forte anyways *flips hair*

As for the vote tonight, it will be incredibly simple. Since Eliza won the challenge, Abi and I unfortunately don't get to choose who we want to sit with us at the end of the game. That leaves Alex on the outside of this vote and he will be packing his bags. It's basically a foregone conclusion at this point. But that's not to say he didn't TRY to switch things up. He started talking to me asking me how I was going to vote and then making a pitch to me to vote out Abi. I was like "k  " with a straight face because I was NOT buying what he was selling. And then Abi came up and talked to me, and HE WAS SAYING ALL THE SAME STUFF TO HER! Alex tried to play us against each other so we'd each vote for each other and let him sail to the finals.... Does he honestly think we're idiots? I know he's just trying to save his ass, but double dealing two chicks who were bound to talk to each other just sounds like a stupid plan to me. Abi and I caught him red-handed and he's still going home. Nothing has really changed from his scrambling efforts, but at least it kept me amused for a little while. He's like a dancing puppet or a court jester who we can make squirm until we cut his strings, sending him to his impending doom. PEACE ALEX! Have fun on jury! 

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay, so I am moving back in at school tomorrow and classes start tuesday, so I don't have much time for anything really beyond this point. My main focus is going to be the jury stuff, so to be honest this will be my final confessional.

First off, shout out to the hosts and the PWs who've all made this Warriors experience such a BLAST for me. I've played in 2 of these seasons now, and I've got to say these games are always top tier. Quick moving, fun, lively, and well cast. So thank you for bringing your A-GAME! Mad love to you!

Anywho, as for Final Tribal Council, I honestly don't expect to win. I think there's potential for me to grab a couple votes here and there, but I unfortunately can't see myself winning. My gameplay was a bit too UTR for these people to handle honestly. I'm sure they'll read my confessionals and apologize to me for YEARS about how wrong they all were. If I had to choose between Abi and Eliza to win, I would definitely vote for Abi. She played a game that pissed a LOT of people off, but damn if she didn't play hard and own it. Mad props to her! I also give Eliza some kudos because she got to the end with us, but I think she lucked out. She ended up being voted out and brought back by a twist, and then only made the final 3 because she beat me in the last challenge. I guess that's all the luck she needed though, because she's sitting right up here with Abi and me. And based on this jury, she's more than likely going to win.

Ultimately, I think Eliza is going to win and there's not much I can do to change that. However, I am definitely going to try. Going into this tribal council I'm going to be completely honest about my game. Everything that worked well for me, Everything that went poorly for me, I'm laying it out on the table for everyone to witness. I think these jurors are smart enough to smell bullshit from a mile away, so my strength is going to be my honesty. I'm self-aware enough to just go out there and lay it out like it is for them. Whether or not it will get me votes... we'll see. To feel like this game has come full circle for me, I think it's the only way for me to go about this. 

Welp, HERE IT GOES! VOTE BAYLOR FOR ALL STARS 2K15 (holy shit it's 2015 already where is my life headed kill me)

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay so I don't want to post it publicly, but OH MY GODDDD JASON'S VIDEO TO ELIZA <3 I literally came. That shit is hilarious. Also Jason's accent is hot kthx