Baylor Confessional Thread

[Host Brian]

Rupert is kind of insane and I might be a bit terrified of him no lies

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[Baylor Wilson]

Okay time to catch up on confessionals now that Christmas is here and gone. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL OF YOU LOVELY PEOPLE WHO CAN SEE MY CONFESSIONALS <3

So where was I? Oh yes, we were newly separated into our new tribes and we show up for the first challenge in the new groups. I had no idea what to expect from this challenge at all, so I was completely shocked that it was THROWBACK THURSDAY here at Survivor Warriors. (Did this challenge actually take place on Thursday? Do I give a fuck either way? The true mysteries) So yeah, the challenge this week was the POISON CHALLENGE FROM WARRIORS 1:



Why the dramatic music over a simple challenge? Because I am having Post-Traumatic flashbacks to a very very dark time. It was the very first challenge in Warriors, and my tribe ended up losing and having to go to the first Tribal Council. So now that it's the very first challenge with our new tribes, I was like OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN. It's almost entirely a luck challenge, so I was like JESUS FUCK WE ARE SO LOSING. But you know we got into the groove of the challenge, and immediately all of us (except Nate) kind of worked out a game plan. Believe it or not, quiet little Amber kinda took charge in this challenge. I was legitimately SHOCKED because Amber has been meek and quiet and kind of boring all season long, and here she is leading the tribe on the first challenge. I was like DAYUM GURL GET IT! I know that there's no way I could be ballsy enough to take charge of a tribe on the first challenge, it would be way too daunting.

So for the challenge we lined up all of our ducks in a row and with the exception of Nate all posted an hour or 2 right after the challenge was given to us. This was a particular strategy on our behalf because the tiebreaker for the challenge was based on time. There was no way in hell we were going to lose a tiebreaker just by being slow. For the record, I was actually the first person to hand out poisons because I'm so beloved by all of my tribemates (lol). But I had a really big fucking problem with Nate. This bitch was the only person who didn't show up for the strategy session about the challenge, and didn't post right away like the rest of us did. The worst part is, WE SAW NATE LOG ONTO THE BOARD! Sure, he wasn't on AIM, but we saw him on the board and Jason messaged him telling him EXACTLY what to do. HE HAD ~NO EXCUSE~ to not get his post in until a full 12 hours later. Like seriously, is Nate a three-legged turtle? What the shit kind of posting ability is that? IT WAS ONE SENTENCE WE DIDN'T ASK YOU TO CARRY THIS CHALLENGE OR ANYTHING.

If you couldn't tell, I am clearly not pleased with Nate for his role in the challenge. Given my druthers, I would put him out of his misery this round. I just see no point in keeping him around when he's dead weight. But luckily for his basic ass, WE WON THE CHALLENGE! I was actually super worried about this challenge going in because I didn't feel confident at all that we could win a luck challenge, but in a hilarious twist of fate, the challenge was deadlocked and Nate ended up posting fast enough to keep us from going to Tribal Council. I'm pretty sure he saved his own ass by posting fast enough, because myself, Alex, Jason, and Amber all would have voted his ass out. Even though he technically won the challenge for us, I still don't care for him though, so whatever   I'm just happy we won this first challenge because I'm just never really sure what's going to go down at tribal. I'm pretty much always scrambling in this game, so having safety is assured.

Having said that, I am nervous for Peih-Gee and Eliza at the upcoming tribal. They are in the minority on that tribe, and they were two of my closest allies pre-swap. I'd hate to see them victimized by the likes of Jonny Fairplay (I fucking hate that douche)!! Welp, nothing I can do now but enjoy my reign as QUEEN OF FUJIWARA <3

[Baylor Wilson]

~EPISODE 5~

After that last episode, I was chilling around camp with my super fly tribe (plus Nate). And then we found out through the members of the other tribe that Reed had been voted out at the last tribal council. Honestly, if it wasn't going to be Fairplay, this was probably the best scenario for me. At least out of the three previous Fujiwara members. Peih-Gee and myself had a super tight bond, and Eliza and I were fairly close as well. Reed and I, however, didn't really interact beyond the scope of the tribe. So if I HAD to choose one of the three to pack their bags, he would have been my choice. I guess I'm just looking on the positives of that tribe, because it looks like my allies are on the chopping block over there. 

But I kind of snapped out of it and realized that I AM BAYLOR WILSON! I CAN DO ANYTHING! (At least that's what my mommy says). So I went out and talked to Alex and Amber and we agreed to throw the challenge to get rid of one of the Banjo members to keep Peih-Gee and Eliza safe. Okay so in reality.... It wasn't my plan. Amber actually came up to me and asked if it was totally crazy to throw the challenge, and I was like "GIRL I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS PLAN!" Amber is going nuts recently. From leading the tribe in the challenge to deciding to throw challenges, she's really stepped it up from being "That Boring Girl I Lived With For 3 Episodes". She's actually becoming really fun to talk to and I'm really proud of her growth arc in this game. But anyways... the challenge throwing. The three of us decided that the best thing for our game in the long run would be to throw the challenge and vote out either Rupert or Nate to weaken the Fungi people further. Also, we couldn't resist the cosmic comedy of throwing a challenge to save Peih-Gee, the hoe known for throwing challenges in China. I am completely aware that throwing challenges in Survivor is considered to be a CARDINAL SIN. But I say screw the rules, they're only meant to hold you back. You can't break free without breaking a few rules! OH MY GOD THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY POETIC! I SHOULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT *starts humming Sticky Situation*

[Baylor Wilson]

Amber, Alex, and I were totally happy and even thrilled with our beautiful plan to throw the challenge and vote out one of the people from the Pinkeye tribe. Until... we got to the challenge, where naturally the hosts (read: THESE MOTHERFUCKING HOSTS) decided to throw a wrench in our plan by adding a twist to the challenge. Much like literally 2 weeks ago, this episode is another double tribal episode. Seriously, what the fuck is this? Did the show get cancelled or something? Is there any particular reason you guys are throwing away cast members faster than the D-listers in the Hunger Games? I just don't get why there are so many Tribal Councils so early. However, they actually threw another twist in there: The two people voted off would battle head to head in a Duel. The winner gets to stay and choose which tribe they join, while the loser actually leaves the game in shame and embarrassment with tears in their eyes and blood leaking from their ass. Did that analogy go too far? Perhaps, but I love a good anal rape joke now and again

When it came down to the actual challenge, I WAS REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF. It was another meditating challenge, and like I get it because we're in Japan and that's their thing, but it was infuriating for me to participate in because I could NOT. SIT. STILL. I literally couldn't last the requisite 5 minutes for a second post because I was so lousy at that challenge. It's not like I threw it or anything, but without the drive to win at all costs I probably didn't throw the most effort in there. It's like, why bother when I know either Rupert or Nate is packing his bags anyways. So Alex ended up winning for our tribe by lasting nearly 2 hours. I was like WHOA THAT'S KINDA IMPRESSIVE. And then I saw Peih-Gee's time, and the bitch lasted over 7 HOURS! 7 HOURS! YOU COULD LISTEN TO STICKY SITUATION.... 140 TIMES IN 7 HOURS! That would make it the highest played song on my iPod (which consists only of my own songs, naturally). But yeah, I'm not really surprised because I knew Peih-Gee was a tough bitch, but now I'm christening her a tough bitch .ORG. She really is that good.

However, this also means that Eliza's pretty much SOL if ya know what I mean. (For the moronic Hosts and PWs, it means Shit Out of Luck) However, our goal here on Fujiwara is to vote out the weakest member so that Eliza can kick his ass and return to the game after being voted out. On the other side of things, Peih-Gee is working hard to get Fairplay blindsided on that side of the game. Fairplay is an asshole and a cocky douchebag, so I could see Rob, Abi, and Corinne turning on him. Especially with the way he was completely rude and malicious to PG following the Reed vote. It's one thing to be aligned against someone, but it's another thing entirely to antagonize them. It's just classless and completely unnecessary. GROW SOME BALLS MAN! I would completely love it if Eliza and PG could flip the script, but I'm pretty positive that's not happening. It might be possible under normal circumstances, but I doubt any of them would want to risk blindsiding Fairplay only to watch him go through a revolving door and come right back into the game to wreak havoc. I certainly wouldn't be foolish enough to risk that, so I doubt any of those losers will be.

So anyways, our vote is coming down to either Nate or Rupert. I THOUGHT we all had agreed on Nate from like forever ago because he's both the weakest and he's the person with the strongest ties to Fairplay. From what we've gathered from Coach, Fairplay wants Nate to survive more than anyone else on this tribe. Therefore, I have to ENSURE that Nate is the first person with his torch snuffed. His ass is grass honestly. But the 4 of us got together to discuss the vote, and everyone but Amber was gung-ho to get rid of Nate. WHY THE FUCK DOES AMBER WANT RUPERT OUT?!?!? It doesn't make any sense really. This bitch all of a sudden is pushing for Rupert to go when all of us universally agreed Nate like this whole time. Why is this bitch screwing with the plan now? My gut is telling me Fairplay is feeding her MASSIVE amounts of bullshit and she's eating it up like a Fat Lady's Last Dinner. I thought this vote was going to be super easy, but Amber is really trying to fuck shit up. I'm hoping she stays with us and votes Nate like we all want, but this bitch is starting to get out of line and who knows what she's going to do next. I thought she was getting exciting, but Amber is getting dangerous now. She's a wild card, and I don't like those. Not one bit. Hopefully everyone sticks with the Nate vote, but you can never REALLY know until the parchments scroll up.

[Baylor Wilson]

So like 24 hours fucking later and I'm making another large-ish confessional because this game is literally on like speed dating right now. Slow it down a bit so I actually have TIME to TALK TO PEOPLE. Jesus! (Yes this entire confessional will be bitching just get used to it)

~EPISODE 6~

Last night at tribal council, everybody did as expected and my Fuji 4 + Coach all stayed together to vote out Nate. I'm glad that I was able to wield the power and kinda swing Amber back into doing the right thing. Her flakiness was definitely getting concerning, but I'm proud that she mustered up the balls to vote properly and make that last tribal council a quick and painless one.

As for the Bongo tribe, they all voted out Eliza because Peih-Gee was immune and they are pieces of spineless shit who are whipped by Jonny fucking Fairplay. He is literally so basic that his pH is 15 at this point. I CANNOT WITH HIM. I CANNOT AND WILL NOT DEAL WITH THAT DOUCHENOZZLE AT ANY POINT IN TIME. Fuck Fairplay. Fuck Him Dead. I want to vote him out so badly I could scream. I think I was just screaming. This confessional has gone OFF THE RAILS, but if there's one sentiment to take away from this it's that I hate Fairplay and he can kiss my ass when I send him packing. I don't even care if I follow him out, I just want him fucking gone.

So after Nate and Eliza were both gone, they competed to see which one of them would ACTUALLY leave and which one would stay. I think the twist was fucking basic because Eliza won and I was completely not shocked because Nate is a useless tit. And then Eliza chose to join my tribe and I was completely not shocked because the other tribe literally voted her ass out and we have a majority on Fujiwara. Like, it's kind of a no brainer. Anyways, that twist ended up being TOTALLY POINTLESS, because if it was a normal round my tribe would have thrown the challenge and booted Nate at tribal, so this was a very convoluted way to achieve the same exact results. Really, the only difference is that Eliza joined our tribe. I'm happy to have Eliza because, she's a sweet girl who I like a lot. 

[Baylor Wilson]

Speaking of Eliza, once we were all back to camp, Amber threw out some feelers with me and Eliza to see if we wanted to join a girl's alliance where the 3 of us are a tight group working to get to the end together. Obviously, I said yes because you don't just fucking turn down an alliance that's offered right to your face. Who would be stupid enough to do that? (Probably Fairplay lol). Even though I agreed and I can see myself working with these girls for a while, I'm not particularly sure I can trust Amber. There are allegations going around about her involvement with Fairplay, and just last tribal she was all flaky and fucking with what should have been a quick and painless vote. Also, Peih-Gee told me during that time that Fairplay was boasting in his tribe camp that he had the jury votes to win because Amber is in his back pocket. I think Fairplay's an arrogant asshole who doesn't know shit, but it still gave me pause about Amber, so I confronted her about it. I was just like: Gurl, if we're going to really really work together, tell me why the fuck Fairplay thinks you're with him. And she explained to me that she's been playing him, but she's completely on board with the Fujiwara people in reality. I don't get why she didn't tell us that she was playing with Fairplay, but I believe her to a point. I just don't see how it could be beneficial for her to flip on a whole tribe so that all of us will refuse to vote for her at the final tribal council. She may be shady, but she's not that dumb. No way.

By the way, I'd just like to say that I find it completely hilarious that AMBORE has all of a sudden become super interesting. Like, good on you girl.

Anyways, at the immunity challenge for the week ANOTHER TWIST WAS THROWN AT US. I JUST FUCKING LOVE ALL OF THESE TWISTOS TWISTS LALALALLALA. Like this twist didn't even have an impact on my game, but can we seriously knock it off with the fucking twists? At this point, I think the biggest twist of all would be if you guys just did one round without a giant ass twist to fuck shit up. Like, someone once told me that "Elegance is Refusal". (I googled it, and it was Coco Chanel, some fashion bitch) Anyways, the point of this phrase is to emphasize that simplicity is sometimes far more elegant than adding a bunch of shit. In this case, I feel like the producers should have refused at least one twist somewhere along the way. I guess you're not elegant enough for that *shrug*. I'm not throwing shade at you guys or anything, I'm just saying...   (pls don't kill me for that paragraph)

[Baylor Wilson]

Anyways, the twist this week was a RACE for individual immunity. Essentially, you can choose to grab individual immunity for yourself, but in the process you fuck over everyone else and automatically send your tribe to tribal council. To be honest, I feel like 90% of the cast wanted to grab that individual immunity shit. Looking at my tribe, everyone in the majority (myself/Amber/Alex/Jason/Coach) would want to grab it so that we could vote off Rupert and save Peih-Gee from the evil tyrant Jonny Fairplay for another round. Everyone in the majority on Fungi would want to grab it so that they could vote out Peih-Gee to fuck us over. And Peih-Gee would want to grab it so that her tribe would be FORCED to cannibalize each other while she sat there wearing a pretty little necklace being glamorous and safe from the vote. Really, I think the ONLY person who wouldn't have benefited from grabbing the individual immunity would have been Rupert. 

But of course, when the immunity went up for grabs, that little fucking weasel Fairplay got his greedy paws on it first. Fairplay is such a fucking weasel and I hate him, but you know what they say... POP GOES THE WEASEL! Never has a nursery rhyme been more on point to describe my feelings in the game. I want to squish him like a bug on a windshield.. I hope I get that opportunity. But enough about Fairplay. I fucking hate Fairplay and we all know it. Moving on.

Once we knew Fairplay had that individual immunity and the Popeye tribe was going to Tribal Council, everyone knew it was over for my dear lord Peih-Gee. She knew it, they knew it, I'm pretty sure even Jeremiah knew it. And he can NEVER keep with these kinds of things (lol j/k). So yeah, instead of trying to strategize, Peih-Gee just kinda went balls out and ATTACKED Fairplay with vitriol. In her tribe camp she confronted him and told him that even if he fucking got to the Final Tribal, he could never ever win because he's just too much of an asshole and everyone hates his fucking guts. To be honest, in that moment, Peih-Gee became my idol and literally got my panties wet. I was SO hot and bothered by Fairplay getting DRAGGED to hell in a tribal camp. SLAY ME WITH YOUR FIERCENESS PEIH-GEESUS.

But once that fun was over, we were only left with the cold hard truth: That Peih-Gee was going home. So we threw a little mini-funeral for her and honestly we just partied it up. There's no point in being moody and upset over something when you can CELEBRATE instead. As I learned from a wise and socially inept Sri Lankan goddess, WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS MAKE MARGARITAS WOOOOO! So that's what we did. We knew Peih-Gee was leaving that night, but we had some fun anyways. I will certainly miss that girl. 

[Baylor Wilson]

~EPISODE 7~

So we arrived at the next challenge, and lo and behold, Peih-Gee was voted out. WHAT FUCKING COWARDS. EVERYONE ON FUNGI IS A PIECE OF SHIT. I have made it my mission to eviscerate the members of the Fungi tribe to the point where each of them looks like a victim in the latest Saw movie. (Low key: I, Baylor Wilson, am a huge fan of the Saw franchise. I could watch people being chopped to pieces in surprisingly gruesome ways all day every day.) Where was I. OH YES, FUCK THE OTHER TRIBE DEAD! It makes me furious to know that my Lord and Savior PEIH-GEESUS CHRIST has been voted out of this game while vermin the likes of Fairplay are somehow still crawling around. It's disgusting to be honest.

Anyways, I shouldn't get too bent out of shape because IT'S MERGE TIME! YES YES YES BABY! For the first time I'll be on the same tribe as Jonny fucking Fairplay and with God on my side I'll get the chance to at least cast a vote his way. I fucking hate that smarmy douchebag and a vote going his way would be the best thing for everybody. Wow I have a lot of vitriol. Let's get back to the positive side of things. This is a merge at 11 people, and I currently have a group of 6 people all working together. My alliance consists of myself, Amber, Alex, Jason, Eliza, and Coach. As long as the six of us stick together for at least two votes, there's no reason that anyone from the opposing alliance should get anywhere near the end. Obviously this alliance is like a house of cards that could tumble with one change in the wind, but I'm frantically trying to hold it together long enough to get through a vote or two. 

Oh also, I guess I buried the lead because we got ANOTHER TWIST AT THE MERGE (read: zzzzzz twists are the new boring). Someone is coming back to the game through a challenge. It will be one of the 7 eliminated players. To be honest... this twist kind of works for me. Other than like Nate, who can't win jack shit, everyone else returning would probably join my side and give us a 7 to 5 advantage over the other group. However, even though there's no BAD situation, I definitely want Peih-Gee to return more than anyone. I would just find it hilarious that post-swap Fungi would be essentially a revolving door and the last 2 episodes of the show would be TOTALLY pointless. Eliza and Nate are both voted out; Eliza returns to the game; Peih-Gee is voted out; Peih-Gee returns to the game. It would be so utterly pointless and hilarious in my opinion. I really hope it happens lol 

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay so wow that was a hot hot hot mess but I guess I have to backtrack and talk about EVERYTHING because woah what a whirlwind! At least Baylor is still trucking along though!

So anyways, when we got the results of the challenge for the pre-mergers to return, Peih-Gee lasted like a ridiculous 17 hours to beat out Reed by like an hour. JEEZ these people put way too much effort into that challenge to return. Like seriously, I would never do that much work just to return. I'd be like "FUCK THIS I'M NOT COMING BACK!" Then again, I would never actually get voted out pre-merge so that wouldn't even be a problem anyways ^_^. But yeah, because I am apparently the love child of That's So Raven and the Long Island Medium, I perfectly predicted the fact that PG would return and basically nullify two of the episodes in this season. It's just hilarious that we got back to back Eliza and PG boots with both of them immediately coming back and both of them making the merge tribe. Such a hot mess to be honest <3 I love it. Also, on a selfish level I'm happy to have PG back because we are super duper close allies and I feel like I can really trust her. Hopefully she'll look out for me as much as I plan to look out for her.

Next up came the immunity challenge, which was a survivor auction. Apparently warriors has a history of making all of the merge challenges an auction? How come I don't remember that like at all lmao? It seems bizarre to me that I've actually competed in one of these things and I have no memory of it. I find it hilarious that people in this game keep telling me things like "WARRIORS HAS A PATTERN OF X" and I'm just like "WHUT ". How have I forgotten so much about these games already? My memory really blows. Where was I... Oh yeah challenge. Anyways, I still really don't get this challenge so I just like bet some money on some stuffs and moved on. Obviously I didn't win the immunity because I didn't like get it. But luckily, the prize from the box I got is a WASEN. What's a wasen? A wasen is what a wasen was. What a tongue twister. Anyways, I get to go to exile any round of my choosing so that I get to avoid tribal council. I like this power because if I ever end up in a minority on the tribe, I can use it the next time and be all SURPRISE BITCHES YOU CAN'T GET ME YET! No but seriously it seems like a cool power and I'm definitely keeping it a secret from everyone. They all know that I have a Wasen, but nobody knows what it actually is. I'm too tricky to give away all of my secrets

[Baylor Wilson]

So this is where the true clusterfuck began. I'm going to start by just recapping all of the things I was told and give commentary on them I guess? There's just SO MUCH that flew around that it was insane.

OKAY I know let's start with that crazy bitch Amber. She basically told us all that she KNOWS JONNY FUCKING FAIRPLAY IN REAL LIFE! WHAT THE FUCK? Wait I might have already addressed this in confessionals. Lemme scroll up and check. Oh okay I have already mentioned that she's apparently friendly with Fairplay. But yeah it fucking SUCKS, so the immediate reaction was not to trust her at all. For serious, multiple people including PG, Eliza, and Coach all wanted to vote Amber out at the merge tribal council just because they felt like she was going to be up Fairplay's ass for the rest of the game. However, I really wanted to see if Amber was still an option to work with, so I didn't want to vote her out. Also, at this point Amber was like CAMPAIGNING hardcore for us all to vote for Fairplay, so we agreed not to vote for Fairplay because we thought he might play an idol based on her shadiness.

Also, at this point we found out that JASON made a promise to Fairplay not to vote him out. WHAT THE FUCK JASON? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FUCKING MORON? Like, I want to trust and work with Jason, but how can you work with someone who's so fucking stupid that he makes promises to his alliance's primary target? What a fucking idiot. I'm furious with him because I wanted to trust him and now I can't. So with Jason we decided to tell him that we were voting out Amber (or maybe Fairplay?) just so that he wouldn't know our actual target in case he told Fairplay. It was just a precautionary measure really, nothing against him personally.

Okay I'm so fucking tired I'll explain the Rupert vote when I write up confessionals tomorrow.

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay so where was I last time? OH OKAY so we decided not to tell Amber or Jason about the upcoming vote due to their ties to Fairplay. Especially since Amber was campaigning really hard for everyone to vote for Fairplay, we were scared as shit that Fairplay was going to play an idol and take us down like dominoes. Everyone wanted to just vote out Amber instead, but I shut that shit down on the off chance that she wasn't lying and could be a useful vote to me in the future.

So after we ruled out Fairplay and Amber for the vote, we had to come to a consensus on who to vote out. It was down to Corinne, Rupert, and Rob as the only people who had made it clear that they were working with the other side. It was basically just eenie meenie miney mo to choose who was getting our votes. It ultimately came down to Rupert for a couple reasons. One: I find him completely annoying and if we can't get rid of the AWFUL ASSHOLE Fairplay, getting rid of a mild irritant would be the second best option. Rupert's like a fly always buzzing in your ear pissing you off, but you just can't get rid of him. And that's reason number one I wanted him gone. Two: He's one of Fairplay's primary allies if not his closest ally, so we might as well just vote his ass out and cut off one of Fairplay's arms if we can't cut off his head.

Once the vote was Rupert, we immediately rallied the troops that I feel I can trust: myself, PG, Eliza, Coach, and Alex. They're the only people who haven't lied to me or given me reason to distrust them, so I felt really safe voting with them. However, the STICKY SITUATION that arose was that this super trustworthy group wasn't enough to get the majority of the votes. We knew that votes were going to be thrown at both Fairplay and Amber, but I was NOT going to hedge my bets on just 5 votes taking the majority of a 12 vote tribe. So our group definitely had to pull in someone else, but the question came up as to who, and we decided to get Abi to vote Rupert too. And with that, a 6 person group was formed. I really feel like I can trust these people for now, so this is the group I'm going to throw my lot in with at this vote. Theoretically, the vote should be a trainwreck 6-3-2-1 vote. Let's see if it actually plays out that way though, I'm always paranoid and this merge vote especially has me fucking worried that someone like Fairplay could take control and wreak havoc in the game.

[Baylor Wilson]

~EPISODE 8~

WOW I wasn't lying about the clusterfuck of the last tribal council. I mean, everything went the way I was hoping it would go, but the crazy ass split vote plan sounded so nuts that I didn't really think it would work. It was a huge sigh of relief to realize that my group all stuck together and the plan to oust Rupert actually worked. Sometimes I wonder if I'm insane for all of the crazy strategizing in these game that feels like it amounts to nothing, but moments like these make it all worth it. I'm feeling really good about how the plan pulled itself together to be honest. Also, the split votes went exactly as planned. Fairplay got 2 and Amber got 2. But what's also interesting is that Alex also got 2, most likely from Rupert himself and Fairplay. This tells me that of our group, Alex is seen as the biggest threat. I'm really not surprised considering his individual challenge wins in the past. It's just something I'm going to mentally take down in case I need to use it for some time in the future.

However, despite the fact that the plan went off without a hitch and everything was hunky dory within the strong group of six, I had to make the midnight apology rounds. Obviously because Amber and Jason were left in the dark about the vote, they weren't too happy about how it all went down. Understandably so, too. If ~I~ were the one who was left out, I would burn everything to the fucking ground until I got my revenge on all the people who fucked me over. So I do get it I really do. However, Amber and Jason handled their respective betrayals in surprisingly different manners. Amber was a voice of sanity and calm, cool, and collected. Jason was a petulant child who needs to be smacked for bad behavior.

Amber acted totally chill about the vote. I just explained to her that because of her ties to Fairplay, for this vote we felt that it was safer not to tell her the plan because of idol paranoia. I apologized profusely, and she was totally accepting of it. I think I was able to repair my relationship with her after the vote. Obviously she wasn't happy about it, but she understands why I did what I did and she seems really on board to keep working with me. I was nervous she didn't trust me, but we've been strategizing together since that last vote. She even told me that her next target is Abi and that she's pretty sure PG has the idol (which I think is probably true by the way). So yeah she's definitely open with me and keeping close to me. However, this is actually going to put me in a Sticky Situation (LOL) because Amber wants Abi gone and Abi wants Amber gone. Sooner or later, I'm going to have to betray one of them to appease the other. But I'll worry about that day when it arrives.

In complete contrast to Amber, Jason was a little fucking bitch about the vote. He was pissed and made no attempt to hide for. For literally HOURS after the vote, he refused to respond to either myself or PG when we tried to talk to him. It was so pathetic honestly. And when he did start answering us and I tried to explain why I did it, he was all bitchy about it and even said to PG's face that HE HATES HER! Like holy shit get a grip sis, it's just a game and you got played. Get over it bitch. He doesn't seem willing to even want to talk or strategize with me, so I've made my apologies and I'm moving on. Honestly, if he's going to be such a little bitch about everything, we should just vote his ass out. If he's going to treat his allies like dog shit why on Earth should we even try to protect him? Jason is just pissing me off right now and I need to take a cooldown from him before I explode on the guy. If I explode, it'll be the Fourth of July up in this bitch, and that is NOT the goal for this round. We don't need a second clusterfuck.

[Baylor Wilson]

The challenge was a rope cutter one, which is just some bogus shit hosts use to try and "show people the truth" about where they stand in the game or some such bullshit. I can see right through you guys, sometimes you are all incredibly basic (<3). If you guys were REALLY smart, you'd know that everyone in these games just throws the names around randomly so as not to reveal their personal pecking order of trust. Me personally, I threw out all the people I don't work with: Corinne/Rob/Fairplay/(now) Jason. Then I randomized everyone else because I don't want those 6 to know how I ~really~ feel about them. It's not the best way to win the challenge, but it's the best way to play this challenge strategically so that you don't inadvertently fuck yourself over.

So I got all the questions right in the challenge, but my rope ended up being chopped because bitches are quite jealous of me. *hairflip* It's not my fault that I'm a glamorous country singer and they're all losers stuck in the middle of nowhere. Maybe they should learn to sing like me so that they can escape the squalor and pain of their miserable lives! ^_^ Anyways, Jason ended up winning the challenge this time around. And it's god damn lucky for him too! With the way he's been acting, he deserved to be blindsided out of the game this round. Luckily, God is more forgiving than me and handed Jason immunity. Only time will tell if this helps him out or not. I don't really care right now, I'm not going to interact with him again until the shit has blown over and he decides to treat me with the common respect I deserve.

Right after the challenge, the SIX CLIQUE (note: We are now officially titled COACH'S SOCCER TEAM as an alliance name) got together to discuss the upcoming vote. Since there's a whole bunch of us in this alliance and there's only 11 people left in the game, the 6 of us have enough votes to take this game down now. However, I still wanted to talk to Amber as well about the vote. Amber wanted to vote Abi, but I've since convinced her that it's in her best interest that we go for Fairplay this round and Abi next round. I told her that pretty much everyone I talked to wanted to take down Fairplay, and after last week she's still hesitant to rock the boat so she's gonna float along with me and vote Fairplay this round. At least I hope so.

So with Amber handled I guess, the six of us started discussing this upcoming vote. Personally me, I want that cretin Jonny Fairplay voted out yesterday. The slimeball should feel lucky that he even survived that merge vote anyways. He's a scuz-bucket and I want to take a shower every time I speak to him. He's just fucking awful. So for strategic reasons (LOLOL), I was pushing for Fairplay to go. Alex and PG also wanted Fairplay to go. Eliza and Coach were neutral. Abi, on the other hand, is pushing for Amber to get voted out next because she's worried about Fairplay having an idol. Honestly, I don't think she's worried about no damn idol. I just think Abi has figured out that Amber is gunning for her and wants to strike before Amber can do so. Both of these women are actually pretty smart (surprisingly). Right now it's almost like I'm in the middle of a cat fight! Abi vs Amber is going to be a total bloodbath when it comes, I'm just trying to stop it from happening until a bit later on when I've decided whose side I want to take. I feel like both girls want me to hold their weave while they try to TKO the other, and I have no idea which weave to hold. When this choice comes it will definitely be a messy one for me.

[Baylor Wilson]

But anyways, for this week it appears that we're going to vote for Fairplay based on the fact that most of the alliance wants to vote for him. I don't see why the fuck he wouldn't have played the idol last week if he had it. He's an asshole and the worst human being I've ever encountered, but he is definitely not a mouthbreather. He's not stupid enough to risk going home without playing an idol at that last clusterfuck vote. So yeah, I'm fairly confident that he doesn't have an idol and that we can vote him out this week. Everybody in the alliance seems to be on board with the vote, so hopefully nobody fucks it up in the remaining time before Tribal Council. We are THIS CLOSE to ridding the game of Fairplay forevermore and if someone fucking ruins this moment for me I will gut them like a fish and feed them to my cat. And by cat, I MEAN VAGINA.



In other news, I've recently been bonding really closely with Coach. Something about him is inherently likable and fun, and I really like talking with him and flirting with him. At this point, I think he's become my ISLAND LOVER. It sounds crazy for a 20 year old girl to be falling for the dragon slayer, but it's totally happening. I hope he's being upfront with me because right now he's totally my number one in the game. We even sealed our really close friendship with a final two pact that we've just made. Obviously I'm not going to bank on Coach as my only possible final 2 partner, but I'm definitely considering him as a candidate. Even if we don't go to the end together, I just have this gut feeling that he's someone I can innately trust in this game. He seems so pure compared to all the LIARS and THIEVES that we're playing the game with. *shrug* Maybe this is just my raging hormones though, so who really knows.

[Baylor Wilson]

Okay I've missed like this whole week in confessionals. I know they are due like tonight at 11 pm, but I probably won't get them up until around midnight-ish sorry. They are coming I swear.