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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 13, 2014 2:59:28 GMT
So this is something I wasn't expecting: being thrust into the leadership position early in the game. Doesn't matter, my tribe is fucking kickass and we're gonna do good, I just know it. Much love to my homeboy Jason, and I wish him the best of luck with Fujiwara, but right know it's me vs. him. Who knows, maybe we'll make the merge together and can continue our alliance. but for now, it's #Genji4Lyfe.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 13, 2014 3:11:35 GMT
Phew, dodged a bullet there.
Abi came up to me and asked me about how I said "sorry Corrine" and asked me if Corrine didn't like her. I told her Corrine doesn't like most people and that she shouldn't take it personal. It seemed to work. Last thing I need on my tribe is in fighting and shit, lol.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 13, 2014 5:23:43 GMT
That speech...felt DAMN good.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 13, 2014 5:49:51 GMT
I'm on a tribe full of potential heels. This is perfect.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 13, 2014 19:16:03 GMT
One of the main reasons I chose to pick Steph as my final pick was to saddle Fujiwara with Neleh. I had a sneaking suspicion that Neleh was going to end up being pretty inactive, mostly from the fact that the one AIM conversation I had with her sucked on a quantum molecular scale, and how she pretty much stopped posting right afterwards. SO I figured to send her over there and possibly hurt Fujiwaras chance at beating us.
So now Neleh suddenly decides to show back up on the boards and on AIM as well, and I start to subconsciously freak out a little bit. I'm like "FUCK, now they have one more actual member. This is terrible."
Well thank god for my homegirl Amber on the other tribe, who has been telling me how a typical conversation with Neleh goes. This is the gist of what I was told.
Neleh: Wanna have sex?
Amber: Um, sure?
Neleh: You got a big dick?
Amber: Um....
Neleh: .....
Amber: ......
Neleh: WE NEED TO GET OUT JASON, HE'S CONTROLLING THE TRIBE!
Amber: We're done here.
That last one just kills me. NO SHIT JASON'S RUNNING THE TRIBE, HE'S THE GODDAMNED LEADER. My word.
So yeah, I gambled on giving Fujiwara an inactive, and instead gave them a highly dangerous troll. Plus my tribe is ready as hell for the challenge. My life is beautiful at the moment.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 13, 2014 19:39:32 GMT
It just occurred to me that the current situation with Siska and I is totally making this a Survivor version of Romeo and Juliet...
Two tribesclans, both alike in dignity,
In fair Japan, where we lay our scene,
From ancient challenges break to new mutiny,
Where tribe blood makes tribe hands unclean.
From forth the fatal buffs of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd daimyos pick their tribes;
Whose misadventured piteous blindsides
Do with their death bury their survivors' strife.
The fearful passage of their vote-mark'd bromance,
And the continuance of their hosts' rage,
Which, but their PW's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two rounds' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient fingers attend,
What here shall miss, our castaways shall strive to mend.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 13, 2014 21:00:42 GMT
Rob and I are having a conversation right now on ways we can fuck with Fujiwara. I informed my tribe earlier about the Neleh thing and Rob seemed interested in using the old "egg thr troll" tactic to maybe goad her into doing something dumb. I might have to consider doing something like that in the future.
Right now I'm trying to identify the biggest threats on Fujiwara right now (other then Siska) and begin maybe planning on engineering a cross-tribal blindside. Rob seems to be scared of Alex, bringing up the fact that he's very careful and reserved in what he says, perhaps playing some sort of UTR game. I'm personally worried about people like Parv (barring surgery shenanigans) and Reed. Both seem pretty sociable and don't get on peoples nerves, unlike people like Eliza. Peih-gee as well, although I might have to observe her a bit further.
The thing is though...there are some pretty dumb people on Fujiwara. Baylor for example. Maybe I can convince her to do my bidding, perhaps in exchange for maybe telling her something like "I have insider information. I know there's a mutiny coming soon. Do this for me, get out the best player on Fujiwara, and before your tribemates can get you out, join us and we will welcome you with open arms." In reality I have no fucking clue if a mutiny will happen (probably not) but still it's something to think about. If she actually buys something that...to quote one Edgardo Rivera..."MWAHAHAHAHA."
As bad as I feel about it, I may just have to blindside Siska if I get the chance, if only to deal a crushing blow to Fujiwara. I'm pretty sure it would crush everybody. But he IS immune his first tribal. So there's that.
Random quote from me to Rob: "Wouldn't it be funny if we Ulonged Fujiwara and Stephanie made the merge by doing absolutely nothing?"
In other news, Rob just offered his services to me as a mole within Genji, promising to give me whatever inner-tribe information he comes across. It's an interesting offer, he gave it to me mostly because he feels most connected to me so far in the game, and after I told him I had a mole in Fujiwara (not really I jut have buddies haha, I just told him that to sound cool) he seemed to get the idea in his head. I don't think I may need it but I still accepted his offer.
Not gonna lie, I kinda feel like The Godfather right now. Hopefully I'm not bloating my ego up too much right now. That would suck.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 14, 2014 4:23:58 GMT
This challenge is going quite swimmingly so far. Plus, as a bonus, we finally got a full English sentence from Abi. *sniff sniff* They learn so fast.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 14, 2014 5:34:15 GMT
Allright, check this out. Just now Nate Dogg approached me about expanding our two person alliance to include Rob and Coach. I already have a partnership with Rob, so I knew he'd be down, and while I don't have anything with Coach, he's a damn good man and having him on my side is a no-brainer. And thus, The Regulators alliance is born. That makes seven alliances for me in total.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 14, 2014 5:36:25 GMT
Coach: "guys maybe if we win this challenge
instead of a clue to an idol
we'll get a clue to where the hell steph is"
ZING.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 14, 2014 8:44:17 GMT
Oh my fucking lord. Nate just posted his entire confessional publicly by accident. Imma talk to him about this and be as frank with him as possible.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 14, 2014 8:48:55 GMT
I hope to Christ no one saw that but me. That could seriously fuck up everything.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 14, 2014 9:45:13 GMT
Nate really fucked the fuck up tonight. The only other person I know of on the board at that time was Alex. For Nate's sake I pray he didn't see that. My trust in Nate has plummeted to rock bottom. He knows he fucked, and he legit feels bad about it, apologizing profusely to me. Rob and I decided to make the best out of this situation and and agreed we were going to guilt trip the fuck out of him, that way he has no choice but to stay loyal. I gave the old fashioned "I'm not mad, just disappointed" spiel in order to hammer it into him. He asked me if there was any way he could repay me. If I had it my way I'd have him commit seppuku at tribal council to regain his honor true japan style, but that's unreasonable. So instead Rob and I are gonna make him our collective lapdog.
In a way, I feel like this is my fault. I've been getting way too cocky and let myself get too lax with things, and this is the Survivor god's way of punishing me. If anything, this has taught me a valuable lesson in how I come off to others. In Nate's confessional he mentioned a few things about I think I can actually work on. So yeah, I'm gonna go back to bed and let myself calm down. Maybe after I wake up I'll forget this whole thing ever happened.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 14, 2014 15:55:02 GMT
So yeah, I do kinda feel better about the whole Nate situation after sleeping on it. He did fuck up big time, but I decided to forgive him....but I won't forget this. Not one bit.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 14, 2014 22:10:46 GMT
I haven't been posting much today, mostly because I've been away at a christmas party most of the morning, but also beccause also, aside from the Nate thing, not that much as happened to day other than more challenge posting. It seems everyone's just posting for the challenge then they hop off for a while. No long conversations today so far.
At this point we just need to focus and put all our energy into this challenge and win it. A win will get this tribe a much needed boost over Fujiwara.
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