I am an Elitist Bitch. (Confessional)

[Corinne Kaplan]

I feel like talking about every person left in the game and ranking them on how i like them.


1. Rob C. - Rob has basically been my ally since day 1.  Our humor just clicked and we have the same interests outside of the game in movies and tv shows.  He is the person I talk to the most and Idk i just like the guy.  He is charming and basically if this were Caramoan he would be the Malcolm to my Corinne.

2. Abi - At first I thought, damn this bitch is annoying.  She turned out to be one of my best allies, she speaks really good english on one on ones so I feel like its an act to have such terrible broken english.  She lets me know everything going on even more so than Rob and I trust her with a lot.


(I was gonna do a ranking, but then I realized after these two, I really dont give a flying fuck about the rest of the people in the game. So I am just randomly ranking them and putting my feelings about them. They all equally suck)

3. Rupert - There is all this "OMG ROB C. is in Fairplays back pocket!"  when in all reality it is Rupert who is in Fairplays back pocket.  This guy won't say anything bad about Fairplay whatsoever.  Today I came up to him and said "At least everyone is wanting Fairplay out and not you!" and he was like "WAHHH I HOPE FAIRPLAY HAS AN IDOL! WAHH"  Like are you guys boyfriends or something? Get over it, Fairplay is a loser you are better off without him.  (God, its like counseling a couple on the verge of breaking up).

4. Coach- I don't know where this new found love for Fuji came from.  He has a major hard on for PG and Eliza, and he doesn't realize that he isn't anything to them. He is oblivious.

5. Eliza- I just have a ton of bad vibes about this girl.  She is extremely condescending, and I understand she would be that way to Fairplay, but bitch it doesn't work with me.  Like, what does she base this sense of "entitlement" from?  Like...seriously bitch you just won a puzzle to stay in the game, want a cookie? Seriously.

6. Amber- This bitch is a total bore.
Me: Hey girl!
Amber: hey
Me: how are you?
Amber: good you
Me: Oh not much! Just got off work and chatting with peeps! So glad I won immunity omg!
Amber: How fun

................No bitch, it's not fun.  Talking to you makes me want to drown, literally, I want to tie myself to an anchor and jump in the ocean in order to stop this conversation from happening, but I need information about vote, and good job being Fairplay's "mole" look how much "fun" that got you into.


7. PG- Talk about a leech on society, DO YOU HAVE A JOB?  Posting for 17 hours are you freaking kidding me?  Granted, I know you got the raw end of the deal and want to exact your vengeance on Fairplay but good god. 

8. Jason - Ok, we get it Jason, you like sticks, you like rubbing sticks together.  Please rub those sticks SO HARD that you catch on fire.  The "goofy" kid act is annoying.  Learn strategy and get your head in the game you moron.

9. Baylor- Who?  She talked in the chatroom a couple of times and was annoying, please leave.

10.  Alex- WHO?!

11. Fairplay-  This guy plays the character to a T.  Like, I almost want to know if it actually is Fairplay.  Fairplay has a very large ego.  I hate him, but at the same time enjoy that he is in the game to keep it interesting and to have a VERY large shield.  I would be comfortable this round without immunity with him still in, but I wanted immunity anyway.



So there is a little assessment.  I am sure I will figure out more things I don't like about these people and have to bitch about it even more.

[Corinne Kaplan]

This round has got all sorts of confusing.  Everyone is saying something different someone else.  I am really glad that I have immunity this round so I don't have to worry about my personal safety.  Apparently no one trusts Amber in this game except for Fairplay because they know each other or something stupid.

Its also the conception that Fairplay has the Hidden Immunity Idol.  Everyone is faking him out so he plays his idol this round and we vote out Amber.  Amber is a schemer and I have absolutely no relationship with her except from what people are telling me.  She is a flip flopper and I think everyone in the game is pretty tired of it.  So this round we flush out Fairplays Idol and we get rid of Amber.  That's what im hearing today and that's what im gonna go with unless things change by tomorrow which is completely possible at this point.

Let the games begin bitches.

[Corinne Kaplan]

Damn!

This round I found out my trust was misplaced in that Spanish whore Abi.  She is seriously one of the SNEAKIEST people out here, she's a rat.
I don't think these people realize that leaving the majority of the people in the dark made us form together.  We started an alliance with the five people left out of the loop.

Amber, me, Fairplay, Rob, and Siska. 

The GOOD thing is that Amber and Siska proved themselves to the other side and the other side will trust them.  Amber has this "katana' which doubles her vote.  We figure that our BEST chance is to have Amber infiltrate her original alliance.  Convince them that she is still with them (her vote against Fairplay proved it)  and convince them that Abi is a huge threat in the game and that getting rid of her would be the smartest move since she is playing both sides.

THEN, next round we use Amber's double vote and get the vote in our favor against the others side, the other side consisting of PG, Eliza, Coach,Baylor, and Alex.  If we can get Abi out this round and use her double vote next round we have a majority in this game finally.  It's all really in Amber's hand what our fates are going to be.

I HATE being left out of the loop.  I am usually the Queen Bee, so for all you people out there who are never in the "in crowd" I feel your pain and it might make me a better person having to experience this 'other side' since I usually run this shit.

[Corinne Kaplan]

Of course now that the Immunity challenge is over which I was never going to win because it was an elimination challenge and the other tribe has a Hate Boner for my trio of me, JFP, and Rob I didn't win, PG is now retracting her statement to Amber about wanting to vote out Abi.  They now want to vote out Fairplay again.  (Which probably means me or Rob because for some reason they don't want to vote him out directly).

It really pisses me off that people like Baylor and Alex still exist in this game.  ALL they are doing is being goats to PG and Eliza.  I seriously hate all of these people left.  None of them have redeeming personalities.  I WILL NEVER talk to these people again.  I would seriously rather be taken into a prisoner of war concentration camp in North Korea than have to be in the presence of any of these players again, they are THAT BAD.  A totalitarian dictatorship is more appealing than these people.


All I can hope for is that they don't vote me, and I can maybe win an immunity at a pivotal moment when the game changes.  Right now there are just too many people for big moves to happen.  Im just gonna vote however my "outcast" alliance says we are gonna vote and that's it.  Unfortunately, in this game I don't have the power and there are just too many people who are so against Fairplays group right now for me to try and get anything done.  I just hope the vote isn't me tonight.

[Corinne Kaplan]

Get this shit.

Abi comes up to me directly after challenge, here is our conversation:



Abi: Congrats C, i am sure the vending machine was the tricks

Me: Hey, thank you girl
So whats the dealio now?

Abi: I'd love to see Amber go, depends on the others


Me: Well everyone's at ya'll's mercy so whatever you guys decide to do is whats gonna get done I guess lol.

Abi: well I'm sure she is after me the problem is, the other "side" is being shockingly quiet and tight lipp

Me: Well, thats how they have been with me the whole game so welcome to how I feel

Abi: maybe its like geee, thanks abi for voting off 2 Gengi, now that its time to repay the favor and vote off a Fuji
all of sudden
no one talks to me


Me: There is no "repaying" a favor in these games. It's "thanks for the vote, you are out next."

Abi: Is Amber like hell bent that I must leave and no one else?

Me: Im not sure. I mean, I still don't know why you trust them when they obviously lied about the idol to you to make you paranoid of Fairplay

Abi: Now that Fairplay is out. I see that

Abi: If Jason/Amber want to vote with you and Rob still and I come back, we can make something happen

Me: Here is my thing Abi. You betrayed my trust, which was in you 100% something I told you over and over again. So how can I trust you? Lol

Abi: Do you have a choice?

Me: Do you?

Abi: I can trust they will vote Amber

Me: So why are you coming to me?

Abi: Allright you made it pretty clear, good luck



I will NOT be bullied by Abi into doing ANYTHING she wants. I am not that type of girl.  Once she said "Do you have a choice?"  That is when I was DONE.  Abi, you are coming to me because you don't feel safe with the people you flipped for.  Well, you made your bed now lay in it.  I'm sure Amber is leaving this round, but once Amber leaves you better believe Abi will be on their mind.  I am NEVER gonna be the type of person who is like "oh yes queen abi lets make a move! let's do what you want! yes oh ty sweet abi!"  No, Abi you are a bitch and I hate you.  You are a sneaky little rat that will get EXACTLY what is coming to you. It might not be now, it might NOT be when I am still in the game, but it is coming.

and even though she came to me wanting to flip I don't think im even gonna say anything about it right now to her "group" because I know what she will do she will go talk to that WHOLE group probably all in some AMAZING GROUP CHAT that they are all in and say, word for word I am sure.

"hello me name abi, me talk to corinn, me make her think me flip! ME FOOL HER! me try get info for us! so if she say word know it not tru!"

[Corinne Kaplan]

Well, we could have probably made a big move this round. Seeing as how they did split their votes. We thought their votes would have been more split though, we could have probably used Amber and her katana and then me, rob, siska, amber and katana could have taken out one of their numbers. However, you hosts hated Amber so I guess we did you a favor something was possibly gonna happen within that last thirty minutes of Amber announcing in chat that she knew they were splitting votes, but meh TC was posted early and I mean what can ya really do.

[Corinne Kaplan]

I am literally going to KILL these people.  I seriously wish all of these people would bite down on a cyanide capsule and rid themselves from my life forever.  I am trying to throw my reel out to people to try and get an understanding of what is going on in this game.  I gather that coach is in a GREAT position.  I think he is with Eliza and PG in an alliance, I think he brought in Abi and I think them four are tight and Alex and Baylor are just there. (It's hard to talk to Baylor and Alex, the fucking people are never around, so good luck even starting a conversation with them).  These people are extremely tight lipped, when I tell you the frustration I am feeling...its beyond comprehension I wish you people were in my shoes, these people are a bunch of assholes lol.

I feel like on jury it's literally going to drive me up a wall getting to listen in on these people's tribal councils.  We have Abi saying "Me name abi me want win! me make big moves jajajajajjajajajaj me is fuck idiot"  every Tc.  Baylor tries and fails to be clever, and then everyone else just seems to copy what I say and call it their own.  I feel like even watching what happens I am still gonna be lost about what is going on in the game. 

I honestly feel like when one of that "group" is voted out, they are gonna explain the situation just as shady as when I was playing IN the game.

 "yeah looks like someone in the big alliance lied and told me this and then the other alliance said no to the big alliance and then abi had a fit and coach told me to vote PG and then the big alliance got mad at me"

^ Like, its gonna be so random and so fucking stupid and not reveal shit because no one has their stories straight. 

As of right now the people I like the most are Rob C. and Jason Siska.  Everyone else can literally jump out of a plane with parachutes I cut holes in, because fuck them.

[Corinne Kaplan]

Lmao @ my TC question. and LMAO at being seen as a villain xD. If telling Abi to shut up qualifies me as a villain in this game...then WOW lol. My last game I must have seriously been the devil.

[Corinne Kaplan]

Apparently they are splitting the votes between me and Rob.  I tried to pleas a case to PG saying I had my back against the wall, and for her to look at what the IC answers said, she is gonna be a target and she still shot me down.  Rob and I also went to Abi to maybe flip the game on PG/Eliza and she logged off.  We would have liked to try and talk to Alex or Baylor but of course, those assholes are never on they just follow the sheep.

After I plead my case, PG told Siska to vote me out.  So I know she is definitely a backstabbing bitch lolz who knows I am a smart player.  These people are SO arrogant and whoever is lying to them seriously needs to win an academy award because everyone thinks they are golden after Rob and I are gone which is not the case at all.

I have made a last ditch effort in talking to Abi about flipping the vote onto PG, it is all I can do at this point.  Everyone is a loose end or inactive.