I am an Elitist Bitch. (Confessional)

[Corinne Kaplan]

[Corinne Kaplan]

I can finally do a confessional yay!

I have been moving out of state and I am currently living in a motel, lol, so my connectivity has been limited to mobile phone for the most part with some laptop time here and there.  I am looking for a house and hoping I can find one so I can focus more on this game, because I am a pretty amazing player and I'm going to toot my own horn here because im also a conceited bitch.

I talked to Johnny Fairplay, Rupert, Coach, and Rob Cesternino the most, which is GREAT because all of those people are on my tribe.  I am slightly offended I was the fifth person picked, but I will give Fairplay a pass on that.

I haven't gotten to be as social as I usually am because of the in real life reasons but all I can do is prove my worth in these challenges which is what practically everyone bases their votes on in this early game.

This IC seems simple enough, I just have to set an alarm and I can get my post ready for the meditations and post them during the hour even while I am on mobile.  I am continuing to strengthen my personal relationship with the members on the tribe and that's all I can really do at the moment.

Also, I am kinda annoyed Fairplay called me out when he picked Abi.

Abi does annoy the fuck out of me.  She is like talking in half spanish half broken english.  I dont know how she passed the application process.

[Corinne Kaplan]

We won the first challenge which I am really glad about. It keeps me in the game longer and gets me to be able to socialize with these people.  I feel like I have been pretty social in the chatrooms.  It is really annoying me that Fairplay keeps saying he has a "mole" on the other side who is telling him all the other team's info.  Its like, great you have a mole now are you gonna flip and go with that tribe or what?

Also, I have been getting close to Rob C. he is a pretty funny guy and we get along pretty well in the private chats I have had with him as well as in the chatroom.  However, Fairplay said that for some reason he doesn't trust him which annoys me because if I get into an alliance I would want to include Rob C.

I brought up the idea of making a majority alliance on our side to Fairplay, because after Steph is gone I am at a loss at who to vote for.  His response "perhaps"  im like seriously dude wtf.  You are wanting to be my number 1 "ally" and you aren't giving me shit to work with.

I made a risk and went to Rob C. and told him to be wary of Fairplay because Fairplay said he didn't trust him for some reason.  I want an alliance formed already so I don't have to worry.  ALSO Fairplay has taken the leadership role on our tribe, which is fine he can pretend to lead, but lets be honest I am the real HBIC, just no one knows about it.

We have a really strong tribe, even Abi, the half retarded chipmunk is useful in challenges so I am glad to at least be in a competitive tribe, I just have to continue to socialize so when alliances start forming that I am included in it, because one place I DO NOT want to be is left out.

[Corinne Kaplan]

To be honest, I wasn't really loving the direction our story was going. He made it SUPER long and super serious. I think you have to have some humor in there with some images to make it good. FairPlay INSISTED on writing the story because he is such a good "writer" so he took the reins on this one and everyone else just threw out ideas for him. One thing that was annoying was that he would bring in characters we discussed but never say who they were, like Eliza being a two headed demon who never shut the fuck up. Anyways, hopefully him losing this one practically all on his own brought his inflated ego down a few notches that he isn't as amazing as he thinks he is.

Luckily, this is the last time he will have immunity and its during a vote where it should be super easy, we are getting rid of an inactive and he is immune for it lol.

[Corinne Kaplan]

This double Tribal council definitely threw us all for a loop. Rob C. and I were wanting to start a majority alliance to make sure we were both safe. I have been warming up to Abi, she is actually a smart player her english is just horrible. When we were about to start the alliance with people IN COMES RUPERT and makes the alliance for us, with the EXACT people I wanted in it to begin with (minus fairplay.) The alliance is now me, rob c., abi, fairplay, and Rupert. We all discussed the vote and greg was being extremely wishy washy with several people and were actually trying to start an alliance against me and fairplay because he thinks me and fairplay are "super" tight. I can't have that in this game, so Greg needs to go ASAP.

[Corinne Kaplan]

I don't think this swap could have gone any better. I wish we could switch out FairPlay for Rupert of course because I trust Rupert more. FairPlay was freaking out about this challenge because a lot of people weren't communicating really on what to do with the potions. We should have the numbers if we lose, the only person that worries me is FairPlay because I think he is emotional and unpredictable. I am so glad that I am still with Rob C. and Abi. They are both my main allies in the game (shocking I know). I have been really sick with food poisoning which SUCKS. However, I have still been pretty active in talking with people and I think they would target Abi before me because she annoys them. Abi is seriously like a secret weapon, we can harness her non english powers to annoy the other tribe mates.

[Corinne Kaplan]

Reed came up to me this morning and offered me an alliance with him, pg, and abi.  He said he wanted to take out Rob C. and FairPlay.  OBVIOUSLY I don't want Rob C. voted out of this game so that is not going to be happening.  I agreed to the alliance and then went straight to Rob about it.  I also took the information (taking a risk) to FairPlay and let him know that Reed believes him and Rob were running things and wanted to target them.

FairPlay said in our alliance chat that he wanted to vote PG to split them up, however I think Reed is a bigger threat than PG, he is the one that is crafty and brought up the alliance.  All I can do is try and convince FairPlay to vote Reed. I think in the long term of the game it will be good.  

I will get this vote to go my way.  I do like Reed, he is a cool guy but he's threatening and I can be the only HBIC in this tribe.

Time to be the double agent and play both sides and get Reed out =D

[Corinne Kaplan]

I do feel kinda bad for lying to Pg, Reed, and Eliza about the vote.  I mean, I really don't like FairPlay but I think it would be the dumbest move for me to vote out one of my numbers this early in the game.  I also wanted to keep up the charade with them so they didn't target me.  I think telling FairPlay what they were wanting solidified his loyalty to me and to the alliance.  Why would he want to work with people who are wanting him out?  So I think the best move is to stick with my original alliance and vote out the former Fuji's.

Also, SUPER annoyed that PG didn't change her signature, like HELLO you aren't on that tribe anymore.

[Corinne Kaplan]

Alright, Abi sent me a pm with the chat log she had with FairPlay.  FairPlay is saying next round after Reed is voted out that he wants to BLINDSIDE me.  Really queen?  
Abi is like my number two ally in this game I made it VERY clear to her that her and Rob that I am with them 100% so her telling me what FairPlay is saying just solidifies how much I do trust her in this game.


Johnny Fairplay 11:11 pm
What do you think of the Fujiwara?

NoSpeakDeEnglish 11:11 pm
Las personas?


Johnny Fairplay 11:12 pm
Si.


NoSpeakDeEnglish 11:12 pm
I do not liking of Reed but the other girls is ok

Johnny Fairplay 11:13 pm
I like them too, I wanted to bring something by you, can you keep it between just us?


NoSpeakDeEnglish 11:13 pm
Si senior

NoSpeakDeEnglish 11:14 pm
What do you thinking?

Johnny Fairplay 11:14 pm
Next vote, AFTER Reed goes home, I was thinking we can make a big move.


NoSpeakDeEnglish 11:15 pm
This is such evilness what is this move?

Johnny Fairplay 11:16 pm
I talked to the girls (Eliza and PG) and told them I will vote with them next vote, and I asked who we can bring to break a tie. Rob shot them down before, but Eliza and PG really like you and want to bring you in.

Johnny Fairplay 11:17 pm
I think we can blindside Corinne next. She is very close to Rob, and she said mean things about you like Reed did.

NoSpeakDeEnglish 11:18 pm
This is much interesting ideas, but what about Rob and Rupert get mad?

Johnny Fairplay 11:19 pm
Rupert and I talked it out a bit I think he is ok with it, he is worried about her and Rob too. The Fujiwara girls really don't like Rob so I think he will have to stick with us, so it kinda works out. Do you need to translate this?

NoSpeakDeEnglish 11:21 pm
jajajjaja
No I am the understandings. I do liking the Eliza and PG so I will thinks about this moves. I feel weller when Reed go home.


Johnny Fairplay 11:23 pm
I can't help but notice when people say shit behind your back you like to get your revenge!


NoSpeakDeEnglish 11:24 pm
It is dish serven best freeze

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First of all, I am REALLY annoyed FairPlay keeps bringing up that I made fun of Abi, he did the same exact thing, and I mean, being the bitch that I am, its hard for me NOT to make fun of someone who butchers the english language, anyways. I KNEW not to trust FairPlay.  I mean, honestly I really didn't trust him.  I know I am going to make an enemy in PG with this move which will probably cause her to flip to JFP's side, which I honestly wouldn't advise because FairPlay is an unstable little boy.  He has huge temper tantrums when things don't go his way, this last challenge he was bitching to me NONSTOP about how the tribe isn't being cohesive.  They aren't being cohesive because YOU are a part of it.  I hate him, I really want him gone after Reed.  Luckily, I think I still have the element of surprise because I don't think FairPlay knows that Abi and I are so close or he wouldn't be saying things to her.  FairPlay really fucked up his game, he is an egotistical moron and he picked EXACTLY the right character to be.  Fuck him.  I still think getting rid of Reed right now is the smartest because it would be a tie with fuji and I don't want that.  We are gonna try and flip Eliza to our side because she wasn't included in the original alliance Reed tried to start of me, him, pg, and abi.  

Rolling the dice here, we will see how it goes.

[Corinne Kaplan]

This twist REALLY messed with our plans.  We have to take it one day at a time though.  I think last week was set up perfectly.  I did play double agent with the eliza, pg, reed group and with my alliance.  Reed gave me the choice of them going after Rob, Eliza, OR Fairplay.  I told them I wanted to go after Fairplay, I am not sure Fairplay realized that that is what the group was wanting to do (thanks to me).  I believe this got him to really HATE that group.  Also, he was extremely gloaty once Reed left and it really turned everyone off to him.  So I think this should foil Fairplays "plan" of wanting to blindside me since I don't think anyone would want to work with him.

I really hate that I have to keep Fairplay in this game, but I think he would be a great shield at merge.  I am playing the victim card like I have to go along with these boys in order to further my own game and that I have no choice in the manner.  This keeps me open and makes me look like a crack in the alliance so I can hopefully know what the other side is planning on doing in the future.
I unfortunately dont have faith in any of my former tribemates winning the next duel, we are more than likely voting Eliza out since PG is immune.  It would be a completely dumb move to vote out one of my own in the chance that they come back.  So Fairplay has to stay for now.

[Corinne Kaplan]

I am not shocked that Eliza won the duel against Nate.  I knew she was a good competitor and she was gonna kick some ass.  When the challenge was posted and I saw the twist I thought it would be best to go for the immunity.  THEN I realized maybe it would be better to let Fairplay and PG duke it out since it was gonna be one or the either that was leaving. Abi, Rob, and I aren't flipping on each other. So I decided not to go for the individual immuntiy after all. Jon wins the immunity which is fine by me.  PG is unfortunately the victim of a tribe swap.  WE GET IT Fairplay is the biggest douchebag in this game.

TRUST ME, I hate Fairplay as much as you all do.  Fairplay is an immature brat who always has to get his way or he cries and bitches and moans, trust me I know.  However, he is the biggest target in this game, EVERYONE hates him.  It would be the smartest move to keep the target in the game because as long as the target is on him, it's not on me.  I know we are all seen as Fairplays "sheep" but its because Fairplay kinda ruined any chance we had of being friendly right now LOL everyone hates us.

[Corinne Kaplan]

God, I feel like I have done a 180 since my last game. I am usually a bitch to people. This time however, Fairplay has been extremely rude to people and its causing me to be the hero LMAO. Everyone who is getting voted out basically comes to me and we talk about it and they all at least tell me they like me and I console them on their way out, while still voting them out. I don't think im getting anywhere NEAR the blood on my hands that Fairplay is getting because I am basically telling everyone who is leaving that I have no choice in the matter. (Even though that isn't really 100% true). This merge is going to be VERY interesting and it's gonna be a bumpy ride. I still hate Fairplay.

[Corinne Kaplan]

I think all of these twists are to spite Fairplay for his asshole antics.  Haha.  I thought we were semi screwed before but NOW with PG coming back I think my days are numbered.  Fairplay seems to think he can get Amber and Coach back on his side?  I feel like he is just blowing smoke.  The best move is to get away from being associated with Fairplay because that is basically what *united* the other original Fuji tribe.
I have to talk to these people and look more desirable than the rest of the people in my tribe.  If I have to throw someone under the bus to make it further...I will.  I feel like my original tribe is gonna be picked off and once a few of us are gone then they might look into flipping against their own.  I have to make sure I survive until that happens and if that means I have to push someone infront of a Semi then im gonna have to.

The best I can do in this challenge is try and go for immunity and try and bid the least amount.  Fairplay CANNOT win this challenge because I think I look closer to Fairplay than anyone else, which is NOT the case.  

[Corinne Kaplan]

I am SO glad I won immunity.  This merge vote is pretty much one of the MOST important votes thus far in the game and I don't have to worry about being the one voted out.  Hopefully this gets me in with some people because I know a lot of people are going to be scrambling (mostly Fairplay).   I had a feeling that most of the boxes weren't gonna be anything special.  Paranoia is going to be running high now that there is a Immunity Idol roaming around.

I am so glad that I won the immunity doing the lazies thing possible and only bidding 1 coin.  I would have bid all my coins on box 1 anyway because I am number 1 and I always pick number 1.  So to know that I won immunity over a Geisha dress is a relief.

These people are CRAZY, let the madness begin. 

[Corinne Kaplan]

So out of NOWHERE.  Amber goes up to Abi and in true Godfather mafioso fashion says "You vote with me against Fairplay, show me a picture of your parchment, and you will make final 6.  I will make sure of that."  I had NO idea Amber had so much pull.  Obviously everyone is probably going to be voting Fairplay.  I just think it was funny that Amber thinks she has all the power in the world.  i don't know how she has any power. Amber is a bore to talk to.  I would rather get wisdom teeth removed for 5 hours in a horrible botched surgery then talk to her any longer than I have to.