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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 11, 2014 17:12:16 GMT
It is time.
Time to get hyped for Survivor Warriors 3 JAPAN!
Now let me address the question I know everyone must be asking.
Yes...I am considering my ancient Japanese heritage to be a DISTINCT advantage in this game. I plan on keeping my warrior's blood a secret to all my tribe mates. If they were to know about my unstoppable bloodline, well to be frank I don't think I'd last very long.
I will keep this to myself for now. I have to admit I giggled rather feverishly when people were talking about making a "home" in the Samurai Den. HA! I exclaimed to myself. The Samurai Den has been my home for the last 43 years.
I plan on playing this game like I would soccer...kicking everyone in the balls.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 12, 2014 6:31:02 GMT
I've been trying my best to socialize with my fellow competitors. There are many who THIRST for the victory. Here are my thoughts so far.
Abi-One of the weirdest people I have ever met. Genuinely concerned that she might not be able to function through this game. She is the Dragon's nipple, weird and useless.
Alex- Very nice guy. He has a humble soul and seems very excited to begin. I like young Alex a lot. He is the heart of the dragon.
Amber- Very feisty, and I like it. Maybe if I can talk to her more than she could be a dragon slayer mistress. The dragon's eyelashes, flirty.
Baylor- Baylor is a young brat. The dragon's ugly offspring.
Corrine- Very sweet girl. Shes a strong independent woman that needs a dragon slayer in her life. The Dragon's bride.
Eliza- The tongue of the dragon because she won't shut the hell up.
Greg- The first convo I had with Greg, he asked for me to vote for him because he was CURIOUS about the power. YEA, LIKE HE WANTS IT JUST BECAUSE HE'S CURIOUS. What an ass. The dragon's ass.
I'll finish this tomorrow.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 13, 2014 2:45:30 GMT
Welcome back to part 2 of Coach's cast breakdown. Since i'm bowing out of the posting challenge (not because I can't, i just want these young players to taste glory before i gobble it down) I am ready to give my thoughts on the other half of the cast.
Jason- I don't have much of an opinion of him, he seems okay. NOTHING MUCH GOING ON! The Dragon's afterthought
Johnny Fairplay- He's a talker...in a snakey way. It's like when someone talks to you and you get the feeling that he's had the same conversation with 16 other people...could he be perhaps...the head...of the...draaaaagoonnnnnnn.
Nate-Nate is my homeboy, and I'm not saying that just because he's black. He's super chill and easy to talk to. Could we...perhaps be friends? The Dragon's homie
Neleh- Who?? The dragon's imaginary friend.
Parvati- Doesn't seem like the seductress I'd expect. I won't underestimate her, she seems like someone who knows what she's doing. the Dragon's lips.
Peih Gee- She is a very sweet woman and extremely friendly. I could see myself working with her. The dragon's right hand
Rob- I like Rob, he's cool. I get the same aura from him as fairplay though. A real player...but he's not as obvious about it. He could be the dragon's brain.
Reed- Pretty easy going, but nothing dynamic about him. Kind of like an elbow...the dragon's elbow...
Rupert- Really friendly, and I think he's someone who comes into this really for the fun of it all. I like that kind of attitude. The dragons beard
Stephanie- Who??? Again?? The dragon's other imaginary friend.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 13, 2014 2:54:58 GMT
So the winners of the challenge winners were revealed and I was shocked to see Fairplay won the posting challenge. I was just shocked because when I saw the winning number, I knew i could have eaaaaasily won this challenge if I wanted to. I also laughed at the fact that Greg was tied in votes but lost because he didn't post as much. It made it very satisfying that I didn't vote for him. Maybe if he spent more time posting instead of grubbing for votes, he might have been a captain.
The tribe picks were pretty interesting, interesting in the face that I had to wait till the third round to be chosen...UM REALLY?? The sun must have been in their eyes and didn't realize I was still available. It's an honest mistake. I'm pretty happy with my tribe for the most part.
Fairplay- I can keep my eye on him, hopefully I'll be able to stay in his good graces.
Rupert- Excited to have him around, really nice.
Rob C- I think him and fairplay have something. Pretty much w/e I said about fairplay applies to Rob.
Corrine- Very excited Corrine is on my tribe. Helloooo miss dragon slayer.
Nate- Super pumped to have him. Really cool guy. I want to work with him.
Greg-I want him out.
Abi-Get ready for this one folks.
Stephanie-Easy boot.
I wish PG and Alex were on my tribe but it's fine. I'll roll with the punches because you know...I'm the motherfucking Dragon Slayer |
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 13, 2014 8:35:47 GMT
Me
you can be
no pants pirate
NoSpeakDeEnglish
Pantalones Pirate :-)
Me
it rolls off the tongue!!!
NoSpeakDeEnglish
Coach we should being workings togethers in games, Pantalones Pirate and DragonSlayers
Me
now that is a duo that i am down for
people will shiver in terror!!!
NoSpeakDeEnglish
I have no doubts of this!
Me
yes my pantolones pirate
NoSpeakDeEnglish
Muy Bien senior!
I'm glad all those years being captured in South America paid off. I am easily able to communicate with Abi. I wasn't afraid to open my warriors heart to this young confused foreign girl. Working with her should be simple enough and sense she can hardly speak, I don't have to worry about her running around and spilling our plans.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 13, 2014 17:32:48 GMT
My reaction to challenge two being a meditation challenge???
HA! I beat Jason feels silly that he didn't pick Coach because I'm the master of meditation!!!
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 13, 2014 18:08:43 GMT
Not gonna lie, I'm a little worried about this challenge. I have the upmost faith in myself and most of my tribe but I am starting to see weakness in others.
First of all where the hell is stephanie?!? Did she even come off the boat?!?!
Second of all, Rupert. He says that he has to go to a fancy dinner party and won't be able to use his phone. I was very shocked to here this from Rupert because he's suppose to be a great warrior AND because WE'RE ON A FUCKING ISLAND?! Where is this dinner party going on?!?! A rock isn't a phone!!!!
I am worried that Rupert has the scurvy.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 14, 2014 17:01:30 GMT
So we are doing pretty well with the challenge so far. It's really important that we finish strong for this challenge and build the momentum we need to run this thing.
I had a great conversation with Nate-Dogg (with two gs) and he right out the gate asked for an alliance. I said sure because I honor Nate in this game, then he said okay let's go into this group chat, rob and fairplay are waiting for us....
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I knew Rob and Fairplay were close...THE BRAIN AND HEAD OF THE DRAGON!!!
I am glad that I am in this alliance. It keeps me close to Rob and Fairplay and I can be in their good graces. I will stick close to them like a shadow on the wall. Waiting for my chance to strike.
But yea I am glad that I'm in a secret alliance within my tribe.
Woke up this morning to find out Nate posted a public confessional about the alliance...
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I don't know what happened!!! Maybe Nate was so happy about the four that he screamed in the middle of the jungle and everyone heard him!!! Fairplay was talking to me about it and was like...I will forgive but I wont forget. That made me think...wow what a douche! It's not like Nate went to every person and told them about us 1 on 1. It was a simple mistake. It doesn't seem like a lot of people saw it if any but you kind of have to assume everyone did. The biggest mistake we could make is freak out. You have to play it cool and not make a big deal. It'll blow over. Just gotta stay focused.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 16, 2014 0:24:19 GMT
VICTORY IS OURS! The taste of victory is so sweet. Everyone besides Stephanie did a great job and put their 100% in it. It'll be nice to not have to vote anyone off, even though that stephanie is on borrowed time. Did I mention that I despise stephanie?
So far the Nate drama hasnt had much of an impact. I think that by reassuring him and letting him know he can trust Coach, he will be extremely loyal to myself. FP came to me and told me that Corrine wanted a majority alliance with myself Corrine Fairplay and Greg. I just scoffed and agreed to w/e fairplay threw at me.
Fairplay is not good at Survivor. All day during the challenge he kept bringing up that he had a mole in the other tribe...like really?? Now with that and the two alliances he's in, he's got his dick in every cookie jar imaginable. It'll be easy as dragon pie to stink his ship when needed.
Abi and I talked or I guess I talked and Abi made sounds. She's curious about who will go after steph. JEEZ! Can people just play this game one day at a time??? I swear, feels like everyone wants to figure out their golden path to the end the moment the game starts.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 16, 2014 17:56:14 GMT
I have a feeling that our story is gonna miss the marker on this one.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 16, 2014 22:33:02 GMT
So I'm listening to my tribe work on the story and I can't help but bite my tongue when it comes to the length. I'm worried that the story is going to go a bit above everyone's heads and we won't enjoy Fairplay's latest fanfiction or whatever the hell he does.
Stephanie showed up at the jungle but didn't say a word...then she disappeared. I'm starting to wonder if Steph is just my guardian angel, showing up every once in awhile to ensure that I won't be the first boot of genji. Thank you my make believe friend.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 18, 2014 4:32:36 GMT
Well, i saw this coming. We lost the challenge because Fairplay decided to write a novel instead of a folklore. I'm just glad that I didn't have to waste anytime with this challenge and got some sleep. Losing is awful but I believe that our warrior spirits will be back and ready to conquer the Fijiwater tribe in round 4.
As for the vote, I think it's time we all grow up...and say goodbye to our imaginary friend stephanie. Goodbye stephanie my spirit animal, you will always be in my heart...and no longer on my contacts list.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 19, 2014 6:29:43 GMT
The Warrior Gods of Japan are not clinched with our sacrifice. I don't blame them, Stephanie isn't the BIGGEST of meals. Now each tribe must vote out another member. As shady as Fairplay is and even though I don't trust him whatsoever...I'm not looking to take him out at this point. He can take the alpha role all he wants, he is the perfect person to absorb the attention. As long as he believes that our four man alliance is a thing, I see no reason to cut him.
Really the only two people I'd like to see leave are Greg and Rupert. Greg has irked me ever since our first convo where he asked for my vote and left. There is still something about him that I can't trust. ALTHOUGH, he has been making a good effort to talk to me and i respect that. He is also very skilled in photoshop and can be an asset in challenges. Rupert on the otherhand is useless in my eyes. He barely talks to me and has not been useful in either challenge. Communication is a huge part of this game and if you and i don't have that then I don't see you as useful.
Rupert should be gone.
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Post by Coach Wade on Dec 20, 2014 22:21:57 GMT
Im playing with a bunch of idiots.
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Post by Malcolm Freberg on Dec 21, 2014 0:07:19 GMT
Im playing with a bunch of idiots. Any chance you could elaborate good sir? |
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