Episode 4 - The Only Shots I'm Calling Are At the Bar

[Rupert Boneham]

[Rupert Boneham]

So I'm thinking maybe I should type something, maybe not.

NATE LOST THE FUCKING DUEL. How could you, Nate!?

I mean, I am SOOOO thankful to still be here, but now there isn't any confidence in Genji. At all.

All the Fujiwaras are doing is trying to break us, and I feel like I'm the only one too apathetic to get flustered.

Fairplay is cracking like an egg. Eliza and Peih-Gee are going insane. I need to stay out of it honestly. As long as nobody sees me as the biggest target, I'll be fine.



No, but seriously. This is great. I made the merge.

I MADE THE FUCKING MERGE

See, there was a lot going on with this challenge, and a lot of it hindered on the fact that Abi/JFP/Rob/Corinne don't trust Coach. However, the more I think about it, the more I realize that there is no real reason not to trust Coach right now. I mean, I understand the whole "He tried to get me out during the Greg vote" thing, but there were no options really. We all had to push for someone. The alliance I have is trying to say that Coach is a lost cause, and they're willing to discard him because "He'll flip on us anyway." SO WILL EVERYONE ELSE!!! If we don't at least TRY to get Coach on our side, we're more fucked than ever! I swear to god I'm like an iceberg right now! You know the one the Titanic hit and then oh-fuck-everybody-died? I'm that one. I'm sitting here trying to keep everything level, just being whatever, and everyone is just ramming into me telling me all of the shit everyone else said. Loose lips sink ships! They also make it easier for babies to come out but we'll get to that when you're older.

Okay so coming off of this Coach distrust bullshit, the alliance I had was like "Hey, Grab the Immunity, Rupert! You need it!!" The Rupert that is reality (tribute to the actual Mr. Boneham himself) would have probably gone for it. Rupert is one of those "Motherfucker I do what I want" type of guys. I mean, he's a burly dude that wears tie-dye. Legit as fuck. But I'm just like "What are my options - what are the pros? What are the cons?" so I thought that shit out hard.

If:
I get it - I'm safe, but Coach goes - not really an ally just yet, but we CANNOT lose him.
Coach, Alex, Amber, Baylor, Eliza, Jason gets it - I'm fucked.
Peih-Gee gets it - one of my alliance is fucked.
Rob, Corinne, Abi, JFP gets it - I'm good. Peih-Gee is fucked.

So there were the good outcomes, 6/12 chance of me being safe.

But then in 2/6 of those, a Genji goes.

So I was better off not going for it.

It was like... no wiggle room at all. BUT FAIRPLAY PULLED IT OFF!!!!!!!

Everything in this game is out of my control, but I am dealing. JFP is a meat shield. People hate him. Good. Coach is whatever. The only contenders I really feel are Amber, Rob, and Corinne. I know I don't have the best position in this game, but I'm not in the worst spot. People think I'm on the bottom of both alliances, so I'm gonna use that to my advantage. Just gotta not fuck it up.

[Rupert Boneham]

Also, I am aware that I am probably ugly (or at least not photogenic). Deal with it.
Why else would I join as Rupert?