Post by Eliza Orlins on Dec 19, 2014 10:30:54 GMT
Oh my gawd I am so excited to go pick some flowers I want to put them all in my hair and have like a pretty bouquet thing going because I read in cosmo that flowers are totally the next big fashion thing but there are none that grow near where I live because it's winter and there aren't any flowers that grow in winter except for really weird ones I guess and they are not pretty at all so I am really excited to get some flowers for myself and I hope they smell pretty because I have been sleeping in the shelter next to Jason and ALex and Reed and they smell like big hairy gross boy smell and it's a really disgusting smell I don't know how gay guys do it because it's like boy stink multiplied by two and at least girls smell kind of nice sometimes except for well that one time every couple of weeks but let's not talk about that because it's awkward and oh I should probably get around to making my choices ugh it's so difficult and if I am gonna randoml ylose anyway I might as well just go ahead nad pick whatever sounds good which would be blossoms five, six, seven, thirty-seven, eighteen and forty-two and double number six cause it's my lucky number and don't talk smack about lucky numbers cause they're real anyways there's no point wasting time and energy trying to make a strategic choice when there won't actually be much benefit to that, it's like that movie Sophie's choice except there aren't any Nazis and my name isn't Sophie which is a good thing because Sophie was a fat ugly troll person who should never have won her season and i don't understand her fandom at all but oh well there are some things in life I will never understand like knitting I will never figure out how the thread all winds up getting together and making a scarf or a hat or whatever it seems really complicated and I am pretty sure i would suck at that but I have never tried it also what do you think would happen if you mixed I Can't Believe It's Not Butter with butter you would spread it on your toast and you would have to be a butter agnostic because there might be some butter there but there might not and you don't care either way just let me eat the toast right anyway you probably skipped straight to the end of this post to see which numbers I picked well the joke is on you I already picked them and just kept talking that's what you get for making assumptions. bwahaahaa