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Post by Reed Kelly on Dec 13, 2014 3:27:18 GMT
Pretend Drew is Jason.
Yeah, he loves all dat. Taking a look at our tribe my first impression was:
There is so much vagina and PMS waiting to happen a little shove from Spidey could make it interesting. It sucks about Parvati and her early injury, hopefully she can pull through and be a great asset to the tribe because she seems to want to be here. Peih-Gee was an obvious great choice for this tribe because she is amazingly active right now. Amber I'm indifferent toward but I'm sure if I want to last in this tribe I'm going to have to get to know her and suck up. Glad to see Alex is here, he may have been boring as sin, but at least he'll be an easy boot if we happen to lose. Speaking of easy boots, has anyone seen Neleh? No? Yeah. I didn't think so. I'm convinced she doesn't actually exist. And of course, Bratty Baylor. I'll be surprised if she lasts that long since she is hardly around right now. She literally popped in to say hi and left.
And then... *pinches nose in irritation and sighs*... Eliza.
Words can simply not express how over it I am with her public shenanigans. Bitch better be sane one-on-one or we are going to have a problem. Overall, I think we have a strong bunch and I know tomorrow I am going to bust ass while I'm at work and kill at this challenge, whatever it may be.
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Post by Reed Kelly on Dec 14, 2014 9:36:46 GMT
Tribe Update:We seem to be missing a member. Are we one short? I count nine on the other tribe and eight over here with one troll. Is the troll a member? Is that why there's a name tag that says Neleh? Oh, ok. Cool, just checking.Also, I respect peoples opinions, but when you bash Cagayan and my lover Spencer, congrats, you're on the top of my shit list BAYLOR AND PEIH GEE!P.S.I don't know how, but Eliza has grown on me. Like fungus. Except it's cute? I dunno, I'm just going with it.Also this is a thing:Jason (10:15:24 PM): HEY Jason (10:15:25 PM): YOU Reed Kelly (10:15:31 PM): me Reed Kelly (10:15:33 PM): hey Reed Kelly (10:15:35 PM): sup Jason (10:15:36 PM): IVE GOT THE PERFECT IDEA FOR US Jason (10:15:40 PM): IMMA SHOW YOU IN JUST ONE SECOND Reed Kelly (10:15:51 PM): I am so excited Reed Kelly (10:15:56 PM): I love ideas Jason (10:41:07 PM): OH GOSH Jason (10:41:11 PM): i think i might have over hyped Jason (10:41:17 PM): im getting regrets aha Reed Kelly (10:41:34 PM): longest second of my life Jason (10:41:40 PM): LOL Reed Kelly (10:41:54 PM): now what is it? Jason (10:42:05 PM): i was actually really excited when i started it but then i slowly started to doubt myself aha Jason (10:42:05 PM): Jason (10:42:26 PM): I thought i was so smart but im having second thoughts Reed Kelly (10:42:34 PM): I like it Reed Kelly (10:42:54 PM): I'm all spidey sophisticated and you're... well you're a cave man Jason (10:43:04 PM): and your sticky cause your spiderman Jason (10:43:06 PM): and i have a stick Jason (10:43:13 PM): it worked well in my head Jason (10:43:23 PM): until i saw it and was like this may not translate as well as id hope Jason (10:43:28 PM): hoped* Reed Kelly (10:43:33 PM): it does Reed Kelly (10:43:37 PM): I got it Jason (10:44:04 PM): but wasnt that just the greatest second and hype of your life Jason (10:44:05 PM): aha Reed Kelly (10:44:38 PM): I'd say it definitely got top 5 Jason (10:46:15 PM): Well thats not too bad then aha Reed Kelly (10:47:20 PM): I'll tack it up in my confessional later Reed Kelly (10:47:36 PM): as a reminder we're inseparable Jason (10:48:39 PM): nawww Jason (10:48:40 PM): aha Jason (10:49:02 PM): we're stuck together for all the sticky situations to come Reed Kelly (10:49:14 PM): <3 Jason (10:54:06 PM): i think we need a witt-ier name Reed Kelly (10:55:43 PM): Reeson Reed Kelly (10:55:56 PM): You don't need one to be afraid of us Jason (10:56:00 PM): omg Jason (10:56:03 PM): thats cute Jason (10:56:19 PM): everyone will listen to the voice of Reeson ;D Reed Kelly (10:56:28 PM): yes! Reed Kelly (10:56:29 PM): that one
Now, I don't trust Jason like I can't balance endurance. And really, I can't balance endurance. Literally, right after he and Fairplay made tribes he approached me and was like "come to daddy" so naturally I told him I voted for him to win, because I did. And he replied with something along the lines of "I voted for you too".
Except he didn't. We were told who else got votes and my name wasn't one of them. So he told a bold face lie right to me, but I'm willing to overlook it for now because I couldn't do anything at the moment even if I wanted too, what with him having immunity at his first TC, having Neleh the troll and Baylor/Peih-Gee killing my vibe with their hideous opinions that I'm going to agree to disagree with.
This challenge is great btw. I feel totally relaxed. Kumbaya and all the jazz.
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Post by Austin Carty on Dec 14, 2014 9:49:04 GMT
WHO SAID THIS? In the eternal words of the one and only Jeff Probst, "I WILL EVISCERATE THEM."
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Post by Reed Kelly on Dec 14, 2014 9:53:09 GMT
congrats, you're on the top of my shit list BAYLOR AND PEIH GEE!
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Post by Austin Carty on Dec 14, 2014 9:53:36 GMT
UNDERSTOOD!
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Post by Reed Kelly on Dec 14, 2014 9:57:50 GMT
Please do my dirty work for me, I enjoy minions.
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Post by Austin Carty on Dec 14, 2014 10:00:20 GMT
Please do my dirty work for me, I enjoy minions. KK, I'll slowly corrode the PW's against them.
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Post by Reed Kelly on Dec 15, 2014 3:14:53 GMT
It is a shame we lost, but our women folk were mighty busy this weekend and couldn't be as strong as the mighty Alex and myself.
We tied for posts and now... we're forming an alliance!
We both agreed on one person, he wanted Peih Gee (gross) and I wanted Jason (meh). As luck would have it, I also told Alex I liked Eliza and Parvati, but he wanted to keep it to four. So I went to Jason, as Alex said he would go to Peih Gee. I brought up a majority alliance plan to Jason, only mentioning Alex, and then Jason said he would like to have Peih Gee and Eliza. Sold. I told Alex that Jason was in and that he wanted to have Eliza, Alex was all for it.
We're just waiting on Peih-Gee. If that bitch ruins this I will flay her alive and switch her with Parvati, whom I would prefer anyway.
This vote is pretty cut and dry. Neleh, MVP as she is, has no place being in a game she isn't going to participate in.
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