OMG CONFESSIONALS!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!

[Eliza Orlins]

OMG SURVIVOR. It's happening! I'm out here on the island with all of these other people! Actually you know what is weird okay? Every bit of land is an island if you think about it some are just bigger than others so no matter where you are you're on an island of some sort unless you're in an airplane but then it's basically like a bird shaped island made of metal up in the sky right? So why do we say we are on an island because we're always on one it just does'nt make a lot of sense to me! CRAZY

I have had a lot of great converstaions with people! You probably dont know this about me but i love to talk, and talking is fun when you're talking to people and they're talking back to you and hvaing a conversation. I will post some of the conversations later because they are fun to read sometimes you can take a look at them and go bahahaha Eliza you are such a funny person or else you might just go what is Eliza on she is totally cracked up thank goodness I'm not actually in this game with her, she would drive me crazy but if you think that then you're probably not cool so I don't mind. I dont have time to post them right now, but I totally will when i have more time and can sit down and do it without my mind flying all over the place like a disembodied ball of energy and spunk and craziness WHOO! 

[Eliza Orlins]

OH MY GAWD the first challenge was insane! I posted probably like 200 times but I got bored because the ten second wait time is ridiculous and who has time to sit there for like a thousand hours posting random stuff over and over and over? I sure don't! I'm a busy person with busy things to do in my busy busy life that is why I have to talk so fast when i sit down and write a confessional becasue I have so much stuff to say and only a few seconds to be able to get all of it out so I just have to cram stuff in like a carryon bag that you're trying to take on the plane so that you don't have to check the baggage and wind up paying like $150 extra plus your walkman is in it so you won't be able to listen to music while you're flying and then it's just boring. I can't believe taht fairplay managed to post all of that stuff so many times I would just die if I had to do that but good job to him I ugess he is just swimming in free time and he will kick butt in a lot of challenges so that is deifnitely something to look out for! but now that I know that I'm looking out for it i am glad I didn't win because then people would be looking out for me and I don't want people to look out for me I want them to look after me and be my friends and help me out through the game and not be afraid of me because I won a challenge on the first day. Its also really interesting that Jason won the popularity vote thing he seems like a nice guy but let's be real I only voted for him because i couldn't think of anybody else so it isn't really like I found him to be the greatest of talkers or anything, and Greg seems like a witty guy so I could see why he got votes but he never talked to me so I guess it's good he's on the other tribe? You know it's so unreal to me that this is happening right now and that I got picked so early I hope that people don't wind up thinknig that Jason and I are an automatic alliance because that would just be a bad thing for me and I wouldn't like it at all to be targeted right out of the gate because I don't think that I am very good at playing defensively I would just rather sit in a nice hidey-hole like a badger and not have people disturb me and sleep until springtime where I can run out and frolic among the daisies. It's interesting that Jon Neleh Rupert and Abi all got votes and except Neleh they are all on the other tribe but Neleh isn't really a talker so it kind of isnt different having her here than not here. I guess we are all the unpopular kids except Jason which is just like high school again and brings up a lot of things I would rather not remember so thank you for bringing me pain with your challenges, hosts, what a terrible way to begin the game and make me cry. I'm excited for the first challenge tomorrow but also not because I have a wedding to go to and i can't be around all that much because pulling out my smartphone in the middle of a wedding to do a challenge is probably not a great idea although I could go to the bathroom  Iguess but it still doesn't really seem in the spirit of weddingy things. I will do my best though becasue I want to win and send the other team to TC over and over so they have to pick themselvse off and I won't have to worry about friendships and alliances and stuff becase I am really selfconcious about my ability to make friends and get people to like me because i talk so much and some people find it irritating but you guys like my posts so I guess as long as I got you guys I will be okay right?  

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd I won the challenge for us!!! WOOHOOO!!! okay but first let's talk about the game because it is getting so intense right now I can't even believe it! Okay okay okay so here is what all has gone in the past few days I feel so bad about not writing confessionals but things have just been a total whirlwind and I haven't had two seconds to sit down and think and when that happens I can get kinda scatterbrained which is so totally unlike me right? Anyway okay so here's what's been going on Jason and PG and I have decided to form a three person alliance because we feel like we are the ones who are the most talkative and most interesting which is kinda snobby and elitist and makes us seem like those cool kids in school who are too good for everybody else which means that if this was a movie we would be the people everybody's rooting against and that doesn't really bode well for us so I don't like that BUT on the other hand I never got to be that person in high school and was always the loser so THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE DO NOT JUDGE ME. In order to get a majority we decided to get with Reed and Alex but it seems like the two of them are tight with each other so we don't know whether the two of them are working with Parv and Baylor and them or what it's really hard to tell but I don't know if we can trust those guys long term and that makes things a bit sketchy for now because if we keep losing we will be in a real pickle! Probably we would want to take out Baylor because everybody likes her the least and she posts these youtube videos of herself singing in the group chat and it's like come on you obviously are only here to try and get publicity for yourself what a hackjob it didn't work for Chase it won't work for you let's just be real here but also Parv slipped up and told us that Rob from the other tribe has been tlaking to her about strategy and what was happening when Nate posted his confessional out in front of everyone and it's like oh really Parv you barely ever talk to us so what are you even doing talking to Rob about strategy and stuff like that? so that is sketchier than sketchy and I think that that means that Parv should go real soon because she's probably really likely to betray us when a swap happens which is too bad because she's cool but I also see it as revenge for Micronesia when she and Amanda were total bitches to Eliza so gettin a little revisionist history going would be amazeballs but also Parv totally bailed on her part of the challenge today she was supposed to show up and post something and she totally didn't and Amber of all people had to step in and pick up the slack which is surprising in and of itself because Amber usually doesn't do anything which I guess is her way of acting in true Amber fashion. Now I have another confession to make because I didn't wanna say this but I think it is improtant because it could affect game stuff, I am the one who wrote the story for our tribe and did all the grammar and spelling correction and stuff and I told my tribe that ti was my roomate who did it because I didn't want them to think I was a threat because everybody knows that people who are good writers can be threats for the finals and you would think that htat wouldn't matter BUT IT DOES and I hate it so I have been trying to act like I acn't spell good or use grammar but the problem is that Jason took ten years to get his part of the story done so I had to write the last bit in like ten minutes and I tried to act like I got someone else to do it but I think that they will know that it was actually me and wonder if I am hiding things so that sucks for me a little bit but hopefully they will be all high on victory and not be thinking too hard about it and second guessing what I already told them because that could totally be bad news for me and it would suck to get in trouble because of something small and stupid like that you know? so in the days ahead I will just continue to play it cool and not act like I am real proud of helping my tribe get the victory because as neat as it woudl be to be the hero I don't want to extend myself at the beginning and make myself look like a threat becaus that would just suck. Another weird thing thats been happening is that Johnny Fairplay keeps coming over to our tribe and aksing stuff about our strategy and if people will flip and stuff like that and it's really creeping people out like why would you even do that it's not like there's going to be a swap any time soon obviously so why would you go around doing that kind of thing and making yourself a target that's just silly and I would totally sell him out right now but there isn't a good reason to do that right now because their TC is obvoiusly going to boot Steph for being lame and not showing up and that means that he's gonig to get a free round but i would really like to send them to council again once or twice more and make sure that they start feeling the heat and making tough dcisions because I know that that is what is going to happen if we wind up going to tribal council in the near future and that scares me. I think i would be pretty safe because I just won us this challenge but I don't want to get too confident in that and I will definitely step up my social game to make sure that I will be safe because it would usck a nut to go home early and not make it far! 

[Eliza Orlins]

Todays confessional is brought to you by the letter A. as in Aras who asked me to write about him in my confessional and also post a picture of him, and goodness knows when the host of a game asks me to do things I do them right away otherwise the post likes will stop and my teeny tiny self esteem will shrivel into a tiny husk and die! so here you are lookin studly Aras you are welcome!

SHAZAM ladies hose yourselves off

and now back to our regularly scheduled confessional.

Although all of my alliances are almost annihilated and annulled by an abrupt announcement this afternoon, and an awful adversarial advantage appears to be assailing all apparent avenues of action, and after an angsty adieu to Alex and Amber, et al, i am always actively adhering to my action agenda and attending to all aspects of it. As an assassin's assistant always aids his more apt amigo, I will also assertively assign all activities about alliances or any approximately active across-alliance alignment to the able, amicable allies in my accord, accordingly the ardent adversary will accost and assail them or an adjunct thereof, allowing me to abscond assiduously afterwards. And although it's an advantage that in actuality isn't an assurance, alternatively it's an appropriate angle to accomplish the aims I've allocated, and ascertaining and actualizing an amazing or awesome alternative is arduous. Admittedly, any asinine adjectives apply absolutely all around, but adverse actualities always awaken antagonistic and awful aspects of anybody's approach to action, and the antithesis of an active and animated ally is an aim that's amicable to my all-around attempt to attain an achievement of award, AKA an auspicious ascendancy. Assuming all arises agreeably and my affability isn't affected by assumptions of apathy or aggressive affections, I should be able to abdicate all anxiety and angst. Aaaaaand now to approach Abi and all apparent allies Also, as an afterthought, apples, aftershave, and aquamarine aerosol antiperspirants are awesome, always. Oh and an accolade for Austin also. Alleluia! 

[Host Aras]

Thank you Eliza

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd we had a tribe swap! I'm really excited to get to know new people and it feels like the game is really starting and that's a great thing because otherwise it's not fun if a game just plods along until the merge so it's a really happy feeling to be in the next phase of the game but on the other hand I'm actually really scared because i'm in the minority and it'd be really easy for the other tribe to just pick us off one by one especially since it doesn't look like there are any idols out there unless Jason and JFP have them but if they do that really isn't helpful right now is it? I know that Abi got picked really late so my plan maybe will be to try and get her to flip on her tribe but PG thinks she can flip Rob cause she hates Abi for saying racist stuff so for right now I am gonna let PG take the lead and be the one to stick her neck out cause I know that fairplay wanted to get her in an alliance since like early early on in the game and if he knows that she is against him and won't work with him he will probably feel betrayed and want to go against her just for that reason alone which means that even if things don't work out I should be covered for the first round at least and hopefully there won't be any challenge throwing going on because then it would basically become me and Reed and PG against rupert and Coach and NAte and i think we could take them but I don't want to bet my life in the game on that! for right now I am just gonna play it cool and see how things go because it would suck sooooo much to wind up going home because of a random team switch and I wanna do my best to stick around for the long haul! 

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd i can't believe we have tribal council tonight I am so nervous I really don't want to go home and I feel like I have just been so busy that I haven't had a chance to form bonds but from what I hear the Genjis are going for Reed so I am trying to play it cool and not rock the boat but I have had some good strategy talks with people like Abi who knows she is on the bottom of the totem pole although lol I read somewhere in native indian legends the person at the bottom of the pole was actually the most important which to me seems silly cause if he is the most important guy why are you putting a bear and a beaver and an eagle all chilling out on his head like if some dude came up to me with a bunch of animals stacked on his head I would not think "oh you are the big important dude around here" I would think "oh wow this guy is nuts I should run away" but also I would be impressed that he was able to keep them up there I suppose but back to what I was saying Abi knows fairplay is the boss and doesn't want to be his underling so I think she might make a move which would be sweet even though PG hates Abi's guts cause abi made some joke about chinks which is a really weird insult against asian people that I have never understood. Like if you have a chink in your armor that's bad because you have a weakness but if someone is calling me a weakness I will not get offended cause that's a really rando thing to call someone. But PG hates Abi and Abi hates Fairplay and Reed said some other stuff and tried to make a alliance with Corinne and Corinne told everybody about it so I think they're going for Reed which would be bad but tbh it's not the end of my world and as long as it isn't Eliza I will just be happy about it and do what I can to be my little cockroachy self and scuttle on through! so tonight we are going to try to dethrone Fairplay it would be like assassinating the emperor and letting all the samurais fight and commit seppuku to fill the power vaccuum it would just be the coolest thing so I really hope it works even though probably you PWs all love him and want him to keep playing so if it works sorry in advance and I will try to be a extra good character to make up for him going home cause fair is fair.

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd you guys today's confessional is gonna be a bit different because let's face it we all know I'm duelling tonight os there's no point in me giving you a big bladeeblahblah about how sad I am that it's me and hating that PG is immune because she's the only one who had free time on Christmas i am not sorry I chose to spend the day with my family instead of gluing myself to my computer so that's just how its gonna be I could care less if that gets me voted out I will stand by my principles unlike other people so that's really all i have to say about that it really sucks though because Abi and corinne would totally have flipped on Jon but they're worried he would come back from the duel so they are too afraid to make a move and Rob is such a pussy that if he frowns he'll get made into an internet meme. but i figured well if I am gonna get voted out by these cowards anyway I am not gonna go out quietly like everybody thought I would i am gonna go out in a big blaze of glory and salt and burn the earth behind me like Romans in the days of yore. 

of course i could still flip corinne or abi maybe so there was really only person that i could get all bitchface on. 

see okay what was happening here was that Fairplay was going around bein all cocky about last vote and saying bluh bluh bluh you guys at least should of given me good parchments when you were voting for me. so I decided to just do teh biggest scerw you I could do. I walk up to Jon and i'm all like:

"heard you were bitching about boring parchments last time

so here, I made you an interesting one



<3"

Jon is pissed about this. 

"Funny you should mention parchments, cause I made one just for you.

needless to say I was really offended. i mean he is making fun of me and got it totally wrong! 

"I don't say yall"

"Guess what...they left." 

"what?"

 

"They left."

"Who?" 

"Everyone who gave a shit." 

"Did they give it all to you? 

that'd be the best explanation for how you got so full of shit." 


*jon is stunned*
how could my amazing insult fail??

"take your time 

comebacks are hard" 

"Like how it's hard for you to talk like a regulat human being. y'know, with periods and proper punctuation?" 

we were having a civilized argument, then Jon just has to drag grammar into it!

"speaking of periods are you on yours right now? 

or just kinda always a raging cunt like that?"

"Trust me, you don't know how much of a raging cunt I can be, hahaa" 

"So tell me 

does your grammar get you all the chicks? 

or are they turned off by pretentiousness and snobbery too?"

"How am I being pretentious and snobby? Do you SEE me drinking earl grey tea, saying "Mmm yes, I do quite enjoy the new Arcade Fire album, bah, music these days is so much worse then they were five years ago?" "

"no but I READ you talking smack abount punctuation as though it wsa something that mattered to people who arent english majors" 

"I'm not even a fucking english major." 

"then it's extra sad" 

"What's sad is this. How confident are you in your chances of winning the duel?" 

"50% 

either I will win or I wont 

those are the only two options 

each with a 50-50 shot of happening" 

"Well, let's say you win. How good do you feel that you'll at least make jury." 

"was that a question? i don't see a question mark" 

you just got grammar'ed, son!

*? 

 

"tyvm" 

"yqfw" 

"i don't feel good that I'll make jury 

i feel well that I'll make jury though." 

Grammer'd again! Jon just ignores this though cause he's in the middle of an insult that's he's gotta finish. 

"That's the sad part. That you actually believe you have a shot at even making jury." 

 

"really? that was what this whole conversation was building to? 

that wasn't even an interesting insult 

if you're gonna get mad at us for having boring parchments 

be more intresting with your bullying 

come on 

the real fairplay would be turning in his grave if he were dead" 

 

"Did I ever say I was going to play as the real Fairplay?" 

 

"did you ever say you weren't?" 

 

"At least I'm not trying my damndest to play some goddamned annoying character like you are." 

Huh? have you met you?

"at least my bad character traits are on purpose." 

"Why do you say that like it's a good thing? Doing shit like that gets you booted early. 

I mean, look at Monica from last season." 

"nah, i don't care about previous seasons"

"And thus you fail to learn one of the basic faccts of life. 

You don't learn from history, you are doomed to repeat the past." 

"well as Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you're gonna repeat random quotes you should at least get them right." "

He totally said that. 

"You want a correct quote? Allright here's a correct quote...and this is paraphrasing mind you... 

"Villain, I have done thy mother." - William Shakespeare"

"insulting someone's mom is the surest sign you've lost the argument" - Marcus Aurelius

 

"ohhhhhh shit just got real up in hurr 

what next, gonna call me fat? 

pull my hair? 

take my lunchbox? 

i'm sure the other three year olds will think you're real badass" 

"I'm actually in the middle of a conversation with Jeremy, so I apologize if I can't continue this petty argument." 

"Well you weren't doing well at continuing it before that, so I guess it's for the best."



END RESULT:




"Waaah"


"lol bitch"

I mean lets be real here. Jon insults my grammer and then makes a bunch of mistakes and then he talks smack about my chances in the game when he was gonna be blindsided this round except for a stupid twist. he tries to sound smart and then gets his quote wrong. then he has no other comeback so he talks trash about my mom. i like arguing as much as any other chick but if I know i am losing the argument hard i just leave well enough alone and go lick my wounds somewhere. not Jon though. 

Rob Cesternino

he is sharing everything with us


Eliza Orlins
really?

he's sharing that conversation?


Rob Cesternino
yes


Eliza Orlins
it must be edited

i can't imagine he's proud of me making a bitch out of him

Rob Cesternino

his ego is so big, I dont think he realizes how petty he is coming across

he thinks he is owning u


Eliza Orlins
that's more sad than funny


Rob Cesternino
it is

yes thats right. fairplay thinks he won that argument. and this is the guy that everybody is too afraid to vote out. 

Wow. Just wow. 

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd it has been such a whirlwind couple of days I have no idea what to even do about it. 

i was so happy that i won the duel and managed to stay in the game, because i had this horrible feeling that i was somehow gonna lose and be out and that would juts suck cause come on everybody knows that nobody wants to date a prejuror and all I want out of life is to be loved and dated by someone other than Michelle Yi because her mouth is really tiny and kissing her is like trying to land a fighter jet on a teapot and speaking of fighter jets this one time I saw one in arizona and it looped around and did cool things and like followed my car for a while it was really neat but i wondered if it was wondering whether nor to blow me up that is a true story, maybe it thought i was spying on it or something but I am not a spy and there would be no reason for the jet to do that the only big thing I ever have done wrong in my life is that when i went to Washington dc I licked the lincoln memorial and it tastes like pennies and i tried to do it to the liberty bell too but security came in and caught me and i had to awkwardly run away but other than that I have been a model of good behaviour in my life so I really do think I deserve some love and respect is that really such a terrible thing to ask for for Christmas? then after that I got back and jon was a little bitch about it like boohoohoo Nate is gone well guess you shouldn't have been a jerk to me and made me that much more determined to get revenge now huh? when Jon got the necklace i felt so bad i was hoping that someone would screw him up and turn on him but of course genjis gonna genji and so they voted PG out and she was so upset about it and literally crying on aim and there was a little part of me that felt bad and almost wanted to lay down my torch so she could keep going but then i kinda realized that she was a huge threat in social and physical parts of the game so as bad as I felt for her as a person as a player i was actually kinda okay with it and so i had to sit down for a bit and think about my life choices. but then i found out there was a returning thing and really really hoped she would get back in so that we could rock it out but of course now I have this big threat in the game so I am a hot little teapot of emotion right now. Coach asked me last night if i would do a four with him and PG and Alex i was cool with it but it's like i'm already in a three with PG and Jason why does everybody lump me and her together? i wanna play my own game, not the PG game. also I really hope I get something good in the challenge and that fairplay doesn't cause everybody and their grandma is telling me they will flip on fairplay. abi and corinne say they will which lol they said that when they voted reed and they said it when they voted me so idk how dumb they think I am right now that I am gonna buy it a third time. like I don't even like Corinne she wants to talk to me about the weather and stuff like bluh bluh bluh I have to work but at least it's a sunny day well duh every day is a sunny day, the sun is what makes day day, if there was no sun it would be night. Rob says that he will flip too which is so much crap like he came to me the day i was gonna get voted out and was telling me he didn't like how his tribe was playing and all that and it's like okay well if you don't like that then flip and he was like nope can't do that so who cares that you don't like it you're still going along with it, you not liking it does not make it better that you voted me out. then he was like well if you survive and if you get power i hope you would be merciful to me like yeah sure okay i mean i'm not evil or anything but i'm not gonna even pretend that I will feel bad about voting Rob out the first chance i get. Rupert says he'll flip but he's telling coach he wants to go to rocks which is like for real Rupert? you know youre on bottom over there so why are you sticking with it at least if you went with me and coach you'd have a good shot. oh well its his funeral i guess which is sad because i love the big lug but this isn't a suicide hotline, if you wanna screw up your own game i am not gonna get in your way! Okay thats all i got for now but i will write more soon love you alllllll

[Eliza Orlins]

So i am 99% sure that fairplay or one of his minions got the idol. based on what everybody else is saying, he's acting like he will for sure go home tonight. well that makes no sense based on what rob showed me earlier. fairplay made a fake idol (and a pretty good one too except he left paint open and made a screwup in the lettering) so you would think that he would be running around and "secretly" showing that to people to subtly convince them to stick on his side but he isn't even showing it to the people in his alliance so that makes me think that he's got a real one. He's acting like he's toast and completely going home, which isn't the kind of thing you do if you got a fake idol if you have a fake idol you act weirdly confident and say that you arent really too worried about it or you try your hardest to flip people and then show them the fake as a last resort, to act like you really really didn't want to show them this but they forced your hand, you don't just sit on that thing and not show it. that just doesnt make any sense to me there's no good strategy reason why someone like fairplay wouldn't but I think if you did have a fake idol and then got a real one, thatd be the reason i could think to sit on it and avoid using it. cause if you have a real one but show a fake you run the risk that people would avoid voting for you anyway, and you couldn't use your real idol effectively. oh plus he said he bid 100 on box 6 which is a hilarious lie. also Amber is forcing votes towards fairplay, and we alreayd know that she knows him IN REAL LIFE which i guess isn't that big a deal it's not like this series is suppose to be full alias and it says that all over the place in the rules and on the application or anything, so I can totally see how you could miss something like that and accidentally sign up wit ha real life friend! Amber swears she isnt with fairpaly and she's just fooling him and yah yah yah but the whole thing is just a little too convenient for me like why is she so eager to flip on him and why isnt he showing the fake idol? that just dosn't make a lot of sense to me. i think they're working together and getting us to vote him so that fairplay and his friends can idol one of us out and then Amber can use her double vote to get farther. it's a really smart plan but the really sad thing about smart people is that smart people forget that other people can also be smart, so we are going to pull off a crazy crazy scheme. we are telling evrybody that we're going to blindside Amber to take out fairplay's idol but that's not true. we are actually blindsiding Rupert. the problem with this plan is that we have to rely on Abi or Jason to do it, and both of them are people who have screwed us in the past and Abi totally voted me out once which is something i will not forget any time soon! I don't trust either of them completely and it's really scary because i just know that Fairplay is going to try and idol me if he can so that he can put me in prejury for petty vengeance but if this works out and we send rupert home it will be just so much awesome poetic justice and I can rest easy for a little bit and stop having all these heart attacks and let things settle down a bit because this whole round has just been nonstop crazy and if there is one thing that we all know it is that Eliza does not handle crazy she is a lover of peace and quietness for all time. like Gandhi.

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd, I made the jury! it is an awesome feeling especially cause fairplay told me that i had no chance of making the jury and was talking all kinds of trash about how I had no shot and would for sure be going home so it feels great to know that i will be here at the end no matter what!! in your face fairplay! i was really sad that i didn't win immunity this round because it would have been nice to have that comfort, but i am glad that jason got it because he was feeling really upset after the last tc and he won't stop going on about how hurt and sad he is and i really do feel awful about it because there was so much miscommunication and stuff but really he was making promises to the other team, what did he think would happen? if he was around more and talking to people about what he was planning then we would have known and not mistrusted him, but you can't just make those kinds of deals and think that we're going to instantly assume you're not being shady, you gotta at least tell us what you're up to or we will assume hte worst we aren't terrible people for making a reasonable assumption so it's kinda like i don't even want to talk to you anymore because if I do then first i have to pack an overnight bag for the lengthy guilt trip you know what I mean? I mean yep i feel bad about it but sheesh if i have to apologize to you a dozen times every time we talk I am just gonna stop doing it i mean who has time to sit there going on and on and on about every little thing you know? so i am gonna try to get back in his good graces but i am not gonna try real hard, i'm already in a majority alliance so i'm doing it because he's my friend but that can really only hold me back so much you know? right now my main group is Baylor Coach PG Alex and Abi which is good I guess not real thrilled about Abi being in it but oh well it is what it is and coach WENT OFF on fairplay tonight after he found out fairplay wanted to blindside him so if theres an idol played i feel way better about my chances so that is good now i am not the most hated one and I can fly under the radar for a little longer and actually i don't understand how that works i thought a radar was like sonar waves how do you go under that except if you are underground or underwater and that's just dumb cause you can't fly a plane underground or underwater nothing can fly underwater except a flying fish so that doesn't make any sense at all who comes up with these sayings it must have been someone drunk or maybe fairplay's great grandpa or something so my plan is to stick with this six a bit longer and figure out where the idol is now i wonder if corinne might have it or someone who split their money between a couple boxes we know coach and jason and i don't have it but anybody else who won a box could have won the idol too by not spending the full a hundred so we can't really know what is going on until it shows up and that is real scary because none of my allies have it unless they're lying so that means i could get idoled out at any point and that is a seriously disappointing way to go out of the game i would rather just get voted out for being a threat or a loudmouth or whatever and not just because someone had an idol and boomeranged me. so my plan going forward is to take out a few more of the genjis and then start looking at my own team i know that PG is a huge threat as much as i love her she is someone who would clean up against a jury and that's something i for sure need to think about but i want to stay low and not make moves just yet until the time is right and i can do things to my best advantage! 

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd I tried to post a confessional earlier but i guess my internet ate it. Proboards is like a fat beast made of jello that slops along the ground and eats fence posts when it sees it but instead of jello it's made of forums and instead of fence posts it eats confessional posts and digests them and terrorizes small towns where teenagers go out to makeout point and then have to run away screaming. Anyway the point is that Fairplay is gone and i am sad about it which I KNOW IS CRAZY but it's kinda like we fought all this way to go and take down the boss but then he died when we tapped him with a feather and it was just such a letdown and he went out screaming at coach and i wanted to be like um excuse me i was your rival here what are you doing going and yelling at coach but I guess fairplay is like a rivalry prostitute he will just go and have rivalries with whoever pays him some attention so that makes things kind of boring for me and that's too bad because I don't like to be boring I would much rather be the shining star that everybody looks at but CAN'T because it's too bright and they need sunglasses to look at my Elizaness that is the sort of thing I am going for here. Amber going home was basically the same thing it could hav been this big dramatic moment with the katana and warriors and fighting and stuff but well we just kinda blindsided her and she didn't see it coming so that was a letdown it's not fun to be playing if you just defeat your enemies every time they show up then it's just like you're the bad guy and I don't wanna be a villain I'm just fine with my perky spunky self thank you very much but hopefully there will be some drama and tension showing up soon because right now it's as challenging as taking a bath. Now that we know that fairplay didn't have the idol that means that either Corinne has it and is saving it or possibly Rob does but I reallllllly don't think he does, so we can split votes and take one of them out next but after that idk what I want to do I feel like Coach and alex are tight to each other and I want to break that up plus PG is like the queen with her allies and I don't want to let her control everything because i feel like it will be real easy for her to just coast to the end if we never stop her so what I will probably do at some point is rope Baylor in and get her to work with me so that we can play PG and Jason against coach and Alex we can take out one of the pairs and then go after the other and just ditch Abi whenever it is smartest to do that. Ideally at this point Jason would be the person I would want to go up against in the finals I think i can take him down because he hasn't done much yet and has been a bit whiny so i would think he would be easy to beat and maybe coach or Abi but I am not real thrilled about the idea of letting Abi stick around she is selfish and annoying and i really want to get payback for her voting me out so i will give it some thinking and decide what is smartest for me to move ahead and make the finals. 

[Eliza Orlins]

Time to get sneaky! 

Oh my gawd I just realized that that's the first time I didn't start a confessional by saying "Oh my gawd" what is happening right now it's like we're in a parallel universe or something how can I know what is even real? ANYWAYi have decided that it's time for me to step it up and start making some plans of my own cause in that survey challenge everybody voted for me and PG as being the BFFs of the game which is cute and cool and all but like I know PG is a huge threat I don't want people to think that I am her lapdog and will do whatever she says or anything cause that means that if people want to make a move against her they are gonna be like, "oh we have to take out eliza next cause she'll be pissed" and that's basically what happened to Amber and fairplay and I don't want to be the next AMBER that would be just the worst thing of life Boston Rob is a gross dork and i don't want him anywhere near me! So I have decided that iif I want to win and not get picked off because of PG that means that i am gonna have to cut the leash and take her out sooner rather than later cause i am here to play my own game and make it to the end my own way, and that means that PG has to go if I am gonna get any respect from these people. it kinda sucks because i'm in a forest of jury threats - Coach will win because he made the big move in flipping. PG will win because she is the best thing of life or something. Alex will win because everybody likes him and he hasnt ticked anyone off. Jason might win because he was an outsider. so basically my only shot to win is to go with Baylor and abi and that sucks BECAUSE I HATE ABI so i have to decide whether i hate losing or abi more and tbh that is a big question because i really do hate Abi a lot and her spanish jokes are dumb they don't even speak that in Brazil they speak portuguese i read it in a dictionary so if youre gonna be racist and make fun of languages you should at least do it in the right language I feel like otherwise it's just meanness for no reason. so for right now the plan is that bay and I will play along with PGs idea to go with Alex and us PG to take out Coach and alex then we will be able to get majority pulling in Abi who really doesnt have a better option than us. Its kinda a risky plan and will involve a lot of screwing people over but i did not come here to just get dragged through the game I came to win and after flying under the radar a bit it is time to spread my wings and flyyyyyyyyy off into the sunset like a boss or a dragonfly or a dragonfly who is a boss. 

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd time for an update. I have been doing my best to remain stealthy for the last couple of rounds because this is when the bombs are really gonna start to fall, and I basically am sitting here the whole time with the expression from that picture on my face, just hum de dum dum spinning my little webs and pulling the strings, letting everybody else run around and do the things I want them to do without knowing that I'm the one who's in the background influencing people. My strategy at this point is to play off things like they are just obvious stuff that everybody should know by now like saying Coach will win for sure and thats why he needs to go or that Alex probably has the idol or things like that to get people thinking my way and wanting to do the things I want them to do without knowing that the ideas didn't come from their own heads. so for right now i am playing PG against Coach and making sure that the two of them are gunning for each other, and then after this I am pitting coach against Jason. for some reason both coach and alex think that I want a final three with them and either Abi or baylor and i don't remember ever promising that deal to either of them so i'm not really sure where they got that from? but for now I'm just going to act like i'm totally cool with it and let them bump each other off. the biggest trick right now is just making sure that people stay afraid of each other and don't compare notes about me because if they all put their heads together they would realize that I am locked into a bunch of deals that i can't possibly honor and figure out that it's probably best to boot me, but let's just keep crossing our fingers and hope that nobody disturbes my lovely little spiderweb! 

[Eliza Orlins]

Oh my gawd, and then there were four! Thankfully we have officially concluded the portion of the tour where Eliza has to screw over all of her allies and closest friends in order to save her own cowardly behind, which is good because i can't take any more self-abuse they say that being hated by other people isn't as bad as hating yourself but hating yourself because other people are gonna hate you is the best of both worlds. My big worry right now is that I have won two challenges which is like the kiss of death in this game Corinne won two challenges and she got voted out and then Jason won two and he got voted out for being a big threat so that means that people are probably going to start to be like hmmmmmmmm wait a minute Eliza is a challenge threat perhaps that is something to worry about and you would think that people wouldn't be that worried about that at this point in the game because people are probably pretty annoyed by me and they would think that I'm just a blabbermouth who won't do good against a jury and that is what i would like them to think see I know that i can write well and give persuasion when I need to becasue i already did it once for the story challegne so i think i will have a decent shot if i make there and stop being so freaking wordy and annoying to people and control my typing style to seem like less of scatterbrain then I think I will do well. What's starting to wig me out big time though is that the annoucnement about the next challenge says that it's a challenge but it doesn't say the final challenge and in both of thel ast two seasons it was always something that got confirmed right away so I am guessing we are looking at a final two here and that puts all of my plans into a blender and turns it on mulch which I think is a setting on a blender but I don't cook much and can't be bothered to look at one. If it is a final two then I am in a lot of trouble going into it with Baylor and Abi cause as muc has the two of them are not so great at challenges i know for a fact that the two of them would not take me to the finals over the other so i would totally have to win the last challenge in order to make it to the end but the plus side is that the jury would basically be forced to vote for me or a floater. I still am not sure what to do Alex told me that he has the idol and that makes me kind of angry because its like how many times did you sit there and make us think someone else had it and cause all this drama it's not like I was ever gonna vote him out anyway because he does nothing so idk why he would feel the need to lie about it the way he did but that just means that he is putting a bigger target on himself by showing that he has it. Coach tried to get him to vote me out this round so I am incredibly glad I won immunity. Plus now I can go to the jurors and be like Eliza the Word Warrior can read y'all like books! which is a corny slogan and pretty stupid since fallen comrades challenges are totally luck based but it's like I'm not already annoying right? But Coach like went to Alex and told him everything i had said about thinking Alex might have the idol and that he's a jury threat and blah blah blah so I had to turn on the charm faucet and be like WELL DUH OF COURSE I SAID THAT TO COACH I COULDN'T VERY WELL TELL HIM THAT YOU AND I ARE F2 BUDDIES, NOW COULD I?!?! and i think he bought it or at least if he didn't he can't do a thing about it now because i got immunity. SHAZAM. but as I was saying Coach went to me asking if I would vote Baylor but like gee coach you just tried throwing me under the bus and you beasted the last immunity challenge I am not gonna be dumb enough to let you get to final four and turn votes against me. so unless Alex does something seriously dumb with his idol then I think i am in a decent spot to get to final three but I am still gonna do what i can to make sure I will be safe no matter what cause at the end of the day I'm livin on the run and lookin out for number one.