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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 30, 2014 2:39:34 GMT
This conversation I'm having with Siska is doing wonders to ease my mind. He's telling me that out of the Fujis left, he won't vote for me.
"Im sick of it being
this whole tribe v tribe dynamic
-.-
I like some people on genji more than some on fuji so it wouldnt make sense with me to just vote all the people i like better out"
Thank god. Now I can stop being so paranoid.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 30, 2014 6:12:51 GMT
On a bit of a more positive note, how about my new signature?
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 30, 2014 20:23:47 GMT
So last night for the most part I couldn't sleep. I eventually did and had an awesome dream where Stephen Colbert was my professor, but that's besides the point. I struggled for like two and a half hours to go to bed, and in that time my mind was racing about a multitude of things related to this game. And in that time, I concocted probably the stupidest, most needlessly complex plan to blindside someone possible.
There have been fake merges before. There have also been fake idols. But has there ever been...a fake quit?
Here's the plan, step by step.
1. I first need to get an idol in some shape or fashion. The whole plan becomes moot if you don't have an idol to save yourself.
2. I need to legit decrease my activity on the boards, on AIM, on everything except confessionals. I'd even go to mark my account invisible again just to make people think I'm not on.
3. I need to lose the next immunity challenge.
4. At the next tribal, hopefully not being a legit target, I need to purposefully self-vote to drive home the fact that I'm not around as much.
5. I then need to lose the next immunity challenge as well.
6. I need to finally "come out of hiding" and inform everyone that for some reason or another, I need to leave the game, and request that they vote me out tonight for formalities sake and to also perhaps give my enemies the satisfaction of actually voting me out rather then just straight up quitting. (hopefully none of them realize I have an idol.)
7. Go to tribal, play my idol, get someone out with like 1 or 2 votes cast their way.
8. ...
9. PROFIT.
Like I said, this plan is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever thought up in my life. It hinges on some many things happening that one error can send it tumbling all down in my face. But, you never know...I might still try and enact in. For funsies.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 30, 2014 21:43:17 GMT
After telling Rob about this plan, he came up to me with a much better, much easier, and much more plausible plan, haha.
1. Once again, I need to get an idol.
2. I take the fake idol that I've made and flash it around "in my own boastful manner" according to Rob.
3. Hopefully people will start to doubt that the fake is real, because why on Earth would I flaunt a real one, so people will catch on that it's fake.
4. Those people will vote me out just to make me look stupid because of the flaunting thing.
5. Bust out the real idol at tribal, get someone out.
6. ...
7. PROFIT
It's a good plan, but just like the fake quit, it hinges on me getting an idol, so hopefully either I, Rob or Coach gets one in the auction so we can do this.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 31, 2014 4:13:37 GMT
I bid on the wrong fucking box.
I told The Regulators I would bid on 4 and ended up bidding on 6.
I'm such a dumbass sometimes it hurts.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 31, 2014 4:53:25 GMT
Literally NO ONE in my alliance has gotten anything except Corinne and Rob, and Rob got THAT FUCKING PLATE OF SUSHI I KNEW WAS GOING TO BE IN THIS GODDAMN AUCTION. FUCK SUSHI.
Looks like we're at an extreme disadvantage here folks. We might need to do some scramblin' and whatnot to get TC to end in an even somewhat favorable outcome.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 31, 2014 4:56:28 GMT
And apparently Abi got a fucking Tamagatchi toy.
FUCK.
MAH.
LYFE.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 31, 2014 5:00:28 GMT
HOLD THE PHONE APPARENTLY RUPERT GOT A MOTHERFUCKING SWEET BUN.
THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES. THIS ALLIANCE GOT ALL THE DUD PRIZES.
Excuse me while I go punch something for a bit....
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 31, 2014 5:14:58 GMT
After talking to Amber, I know she has a katana and that it does something, but I don't know what it does.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 31, 2014 5:33:04 GMT
Guys, I honestly think at this point I'm boned. I'm increasingly starting to think I'm not gonna get the votes I need and I'mma get voted out. I'mma scramble as much as I can and if I do get voted out, then at least I'll go down fighting. But if I'm the last pre-juror...ugh. Ugh X 1000.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Dec 31, 2014 17:22:10 GMT
So last night was rough, obviously. I went into panic mode and went a little overboard. But it's a new day, and while I still feel like I'm in danger, I think I can pull something together today to save myself.
Everything depends on if Coach and Siska are both on board with me. If I can get those two on my side, and we all vote unified, then everything is golden. It'll be a very tight vote if all the Fujis get together and vote as one, but as long as Coach and Siska are with me and Genji I think I still have a shot.
The only vote on the other side that scares me is Amber because of that katana. It sucks not knowing what that thing does, and if it's a double vote like Rob thinks it is...oh boy.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Jan 1, 2015 0:08:09 GMT
I finally got the chance to talk to Siska today, and after discussing it a bit, it appears he's on board with voting out Eliza. If all goes as planned not only am I safe but in the process I get rid of possibly the one person at this point who i'm sure would never vote for me if I made the finals.
Welp, here goes nothing.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Jan 1, 2015 5:41:56 GMT
So yeah...Amber just sent me this...  *heavy sigh* Like I don't have enough bullshit to worry about. |
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Jan 1, 2015 6:11:39 GMT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!
So I confront Abi about that screenshot, she told me that she did it to test whether or not Amber and Coach could be trusted, and concluded that they're being overly mysterious about things. THEN CORINNE tells me that she was told by Eliza that they were planning on voting out Amber. Abi's telling me "but yea, I was wanting to know if Amber will be with you or not
cause she's been a big mystery."
So now I have no fucking idea how things are gonna go tomorrow. To quote one Kelly Goldsmith..."MyGameIsFucked.net"
The only one who I can trust 100% right now is rob, but unfortunately that doesn't amount to much.
God, if I miss out on jury by one goddamn placement.....
AND NOW AMBER IS STRONG ARMING ME TO SHOW HER SCREENSHOTS OF SISKA SAYING HE'LL VOTE OUT ELIZA.
Fuck these people.
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Post by Jonny Fairplay on Jan 1, 2015 7:02:15 GMT
I talked with Coach, and we both brought up stuff, I brought up that I had heard how anti-Genji he was after the swap, he told me that he had heard that I was targeting him by Siska. He said he just said all of what he said to save his ass on Genji, and I chalked up the Siska thing as heresay, he believes it was Siskas attempt to sway him to his side. He's told me thathe's still voting eliza, and we got to talking about the idol (the real one) and I mentioned I think PG has it, and he got scared, because he thinks that she can play it on Eliza cause they're extremly close.
AND THEN Amber just im's me "Yeah, I think I'm gonna flip", and tells me that Coach came up to her mentioning I had told her about the PG thing, and that they should blindside Eliza.
AND IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF THIS I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO TRUST
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